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Always Carry a Knife

submitted by deleted to shitbulls 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:12:41 ago (+69/-1)     (shitbulls)

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[ - ] FinsterBaby 13 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:21:16 ago (+15/-2)

Vile nigger dogs.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:15:33 ago (+8/-0)

They just haven't been given the socio-economics and privilege that Golden Retrievers receive.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:30:52 ago (+7/-0)

Ding. Ding. Ding.

It's extra ironic that the dog was on its way to church.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha! He a church boy n stuff. He got right with the Lawd.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:29:54 ago (+7/-0)

OMG, i see labs, retrievers, and shepherds doing this shit all the time. Just kidding, it's always a pitbull. Come at me, pit-simps.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:27:42 ago (+2/-2)

Ive handled a few pits in my day. Ive noticed that some of them really like to try to knock you down. Ive never been seriously injured by one. But one feels as though they are testing you for weakness. You don’t want to end up on the ground with a pit bull that you don’t know well. I also apply this rule to men (some of them try to knock me down too!).

But did you see, the kid gets over-excited when the dog approaches, jumping up and down? Then the dog jumps on her, trying to knock her over, which he does.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:05:03 ago (+8/-1)

Waiting for that retard Uncle_doug to come up here and claim that was a golden retriever and that not 1 pit bull has ever done something like this.

[ - ] account deleted by user 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:51:52 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:09:16 ago (+5/-0)

It just came bounding out of nowhere. Never relax.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:33:36 ago (+1/-0)

Well, you're White so you have empathy.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:18:25 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:18:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

Kill yourself.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 23:48:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:01:36 ago (+2/-0)

sheeeeeeit.

Fixed it for you.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 03:58:00 ago (+0/-0)

Black people are scared of dogs, this guy's story checks out. You can spell and use punctuation, you should go to Africa you could be a scientist.

[ - ] kes8 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:44:54 ago (+7/-0)

never let any dog you don't know near your child, dude should have kicked/dove at it when it was approaching them. and should have choked it the fuck out.

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:59:10 ago (+7/-0)

Squeeze until it stops breathing, give it two-three minutes after it stops breathing before you release.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:54:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah , not sure where he punched his knife in - it kinda looked like the right area but in between it's fcking ribs and into the heart or lung will slow it's roll enough to choke it out.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:06:40 ago (+3/-0)

Have you ever tried to be that accurate on a target that’s thrashing about, while it’s mauling you? I have, the easiest route is to pin it away from you and finish it off.

Remember the number one rule? Don’t cut towards yourself? Yeah, also don’t stab towards yourself.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 01:46:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yep for sure, that's why practice is always preferable before it's needed, but i concur and i'm not trying to be precise here - just repeatedly punching the knife into that area ... if it ain't letting go it keeps getting more knife .

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 11:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t at her two men knife fighting in a video on rotten.com as a teen. The guy I was rooting for ended up stabbing wildly and got him self in the thigh while they were squirming on the ground trying to stab each other.

He took himself out the fight and left himself at the “mercy” of the other guy. I’m going to avoid stabbing towards myself.

[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 12:12:34 ago (+0/-0)

Might not work, pitbulls have strong, thick necks and they thrash a lot.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 12:18:47 ago (+0/-0)

The technique is to wraps arms around the head/neck and legs wrapped around chest. Your arms are more for controlling the bite, the legs are for reducing the lung capacity.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:13:42 ago (+4/-0)

It’s nuts that this dog was just loping about and totally disregarded the two adult people… Also crazy that no man there was able to kill the dog before it ran off. I’d hunt it down before it found the next kid.

I always carry a knife.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:36:07 ago (+3/-0)

It attacked the smallest target by instinct. I think the top concern was the child and processing what just happened. I'm just glad there was no sound.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:29:08 ago (+3/-0)*

In India they leave out poison for the dogs. It's considered one of the most virtuous things a person can do.

There should be a rule in every neighborhood. If you see a stray pitbull, don't try to read its tags and return it to its owner, just shoot it. You might pay with your life, and if you leave it to roam it will get hungery and it will attack a child. Shoot it. But we live in a society where good deads are illegal.

Edit: Oh, and once it's dead read it's tags to find the owner. You know what to do.

[ - ] blit416 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 03:48:48 ago (+2/-0)

This is what I want to see: part 2, where they find the owner, looking for "Angel".
This time dad brings a rope.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:41:08 ago (+3/-0)

Came to see our resident niggers defending their nigger dogs. Wasn't disappointed

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 12:15:46 ago (+1/-0)

In UK that would be a hate crime and with an illegal weapon.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:18:45 ago (+2/-0)

I've carried a knife all my life, even as a kid in school, I've upgraded to a Leatherman, the blade doesn't come out as fast as an open shank but try cutting through wire without sidecutters...the blade though is scalpel sharp when needed...I can skin a cat with it and I can open up the throat of anything smaller than a Timber Wolf.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

I carry a leatherman, but I also carry a spring assist knife at all times.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:11:42 ago (+1/-0)

I carry a leatherman

Heehee

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 23:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

Cold Steel Rajah II. A folder that could cut a Pit Bull head clean off.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 03:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

Carried a knife since I was 6. Some retard asked me why I have a knife. I asked him if he knows what knives are for.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

I don't give a fuck about what pit mammys think or say pits are the niggers of dogs.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 23:12:48 ago (+1/-0)

Never leave your porch without a pitbull stopper.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks niggers

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:40:44 ago (+1/-0)

Is the child okay? Wtf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:15:57 ago (+1/-0)

This happened to me once while I was pruning trees with a lopper. Couldn't fit it around his neck so I lopped off all four of his paws before he finally let go. I followed the blood trail for a while but it was pretty light to begin with. I'd like to imagine he made it home to his owner.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 23:09:14 ago (+5/-0)

Similar story bro, I was pruning trees too, but it was on a break. Had to shove about 4 Mentos up its ass, then the two liter of coke- must have had one tight sphincter, the dog inflated like a balloon so much its paws couldn't reach the ground... then the sphincter did let go, and that fucker flew around like an untied balloon, right into a power substation and exploded into vapor on some big coils.

Then I came.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 01:33:51 ago (+2/-0)

Aww fck you, my coffee ...

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:09:57 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah fucking right.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 12:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yes of course, it works on niggeroids too

[ - ] MadJack 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 08:01:35 ago (+0/-0)

I always carry a knife. When I watch movies, and they're in a situation, I say "why don't they just pull out their knife"?

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 07:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

If you don't have a knife, you can stop a dog attack by ramming your first up it's arse.

Pushing apart it's front legs

Or if you have time... Wrap arm and pick up rock, present arm to animal and smash in skull when it grabs the arm

All 3 of these will kill the dog

[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 06:13:43 ago (+0/-0)

If you happen not to have a knife on you, and this is disgusting but works, you can stick you finger up it's asshole and tear. All animals will release their hold when this happens to them supposedly. Now if you get a glownigger faggot voat dog...who knows. Might like it.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 05:42:28 ago (+0/-0)

But we'll never know WHY the dog attacked that little girl...questions...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 18:27:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 05:41:20 ago (+0/-0)

Why not a gun?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 18:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 23:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder if it was yellow shirt's, that nonchalantly strolled past as the dog finally took off ??

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't help. Didn't stop. Didn't even turn his head to look. That was a nigger and it was absolutely his dog. He knew if he tried to get his dog at that point that he was fucked, so he pretended it wasn't even happening and kept walking.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 01:38:37 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, that's what i kinda thought too - i kept looping back to see where he and the dog first appeared and yeah , i'm going with ' letting his dog run around all over the road and path ahead of him unleashed and never bothers to look over at all the noise and screaming ??. Not buying it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 19:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:24:34 ago (+0/-0)

Never take a knife to a gun fight....

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 16:59:33 ago (+3/-0)

I'd be pretty hesitant to fire a gun into a dog with my child in such close proximity. That said, you're naked if you don't have a gun and a knife with you at all times.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:40:45 ago (+4/-1)

Plus, point blank hearing damage. Though I probably wouldn't be thinking of that at the time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -4 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:10:25 ago (+1/-5)

Really whipping up the fear porn on the pitbulls today.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:02:17 ago (+3/-0)

Only a roastie would refer to completely non sexual content as "porn".

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Roasting big fat dangus on a spit is fire porn

See it works for all kinds of things.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:09:32 ago (+2/-0)

You fuck niggers AND shitbulls? Figures...

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:21:19 ago (+0/-1)

No. Do you fuck niggers and shitbulls?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:49:27 ago (+1/-1)

He's a kike, he would fuck them st the same time.

[ - ] o0shad0o -16 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:09:10 ago (+1/-17)

A knife?? WTF

Yes, you ought to carry a knife for utility, not in case of a dog (or anything) attack. Trying to stab a dog that's thrashing around may not be quickly effective and may hurt the person it's attacking (or you).

For a dog, you knock it on its side and then stemp on the ribs behind the shoulder. This will collapse the dog's lungs. If it lunges at you, make a fist and stuff it in its mouth; it'll be painful but there's not much permanent damage it can do.

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 18 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:10:27 ago (+19/-1)

Something tells me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 21:52:31 ago (+4/-0)

He has a shotgun that he has no shells for, he just needs to rack the slide to scare away bad guys.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 01:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

`Come on man, just simply pulling it out - will be enough to scare them off'. Even Uncle Biden says so ...

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:51:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:00:09 ago (+7/-0)

First you pin the dog, then you slit its throat or stab it repeatedly.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:46:19 ago (+6/-0)

Please stop talking. Especially on this forum.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

It’s trying to blend in: https://i.ibb.co/3MLq73d/image.png

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

He's doing a really shitty job.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 17:56:37 ago (+5/-0)

Dog sure let go quick after just 1 or 2 pokes. Stabbing seemed pretty effective.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 18:57:39 ago (+5/-0)

Not even Crench made a comment that stupid in all his time here.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 20:04:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2021 22:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 21, 2021 00:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't be surprising considering Crensch is AOjew and o0shade0o is also a jew.