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Didn`t see that coming

submitted by deleted to WatchPeopleDie 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 18:48:57 ago (+19/-2)     (WatchPeopleDie)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:50:19 ago (+3/-0)

As long as he was vaxxed and had his maskeses on.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 23:14:48 ago (+2/-0)

Keep posting Leafa!

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 20:53:48 ago (+1/-0)

He was watching the tree, and never saw the crane.

Ouch.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 21:13:37 ago (+5/-0)

I can tell you with total assurance that the crane was definitely on his mind.

[ - ] odinist 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 23:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

Ha. That made me legitimately laugh out loud just now. Thanks.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 08:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

You're welcome. Not everyone appreciates my cheap humor.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

If he had been wearing a helmet…

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 20:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah but he’d be ok

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 23:33:33 ago (+0/-0)

Totally...

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 09:48:35 ago (+0/-0)

Oh man. He made a decent cut, but they had the tree attached to a crane?! At least his last cut was a good one.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 09:35:30 ago (+0/-0)

What a stupid place to sit. I was waiting for the tree to barber chair and crush him, but this works too.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 00:28:38 ago (+0/-0)

We all know there was 7000 street shifters within 50 yards all gathered around watching that. And not 1 made a peep about a crane falling for 10 seconds before it hit the guy?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 09:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

They were struggling to find the word for “crane”.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 22:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Covid takes another innocent in the prime of their life... damn.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:55:24 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta know your boom angles…

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

Never mix niggers and cranes.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 21:14:24 ago (+0/-0)

Never mix niggers with anything.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 23:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

You can mix niggers with more niggers; it makes fewer niggers

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 07:59:12 ago (+1/-0)

Have you seen African populations rates? Fuck that.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

The only play is to jump right?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 21:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

He could have jumped left as well.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 06:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

I shouldn't have omitted the comma.
I meant "right" as in "correct". I was thinking he could have jumped left.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 07:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

And I enjoy jumping on every dipdhit dad joke I can devise. I knew what you meant. :)

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2021 19:59:35 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't see if he was wearing a harness and, if he was, yeah that would most likely have resulted in a better outcome.

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2021 01:50:39 ago (+0/-0)

Even without a harness the fall was short enough to walk away from.