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I’m sure he’d cast himself as one of the guards

submitted by deleted to Based 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 14:49:01 ago (+72/-1)     (Based)

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[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 20:56:15 ago (+4/-0)

Be a pretty boring movie since nothing happened.

[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:30:01 ago (+3/-0)

My grandmother was forced to play pingpong with a live grande. She survived because she was able to safely hit it into the mouth of a camp guard dog that absorbed the explosion.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:36:00 ago (+4/-0)

Oh, hey...I read about that at one of the numerous holocaust museums I was required to visit.

Also, jews are known for their sports acumen—especially when the sport involves playing with small balls.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:21:19 ago (+2/-0)

I bet there was a lot of whining and kvetching.

[ - ] Merlynn 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 18:46:34 ago (+4/-0)

He'd be the anti-jew guy who tries to reason with Hitler to kill the jews but Hitler won't do it.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:14:31 ago (+2/-0)

Wasn’t he making a film called Rothschild with Shai lejew?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 16:46:03 ago (+2/-0)*

Is that his ski boat they're on?

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 15:51:14 ago (+2/-0)

Not a day goes by I don't appreciate me being named after one of his movie characters.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 18:02:10 ago (+2/-0)

Your name is"Toecutter"? Did your Ma not like you?

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 19:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ye :(

[ - ] Spiral_Out 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 18:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

William? Benjamin? I gotta' know.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 19:28:14 ago (+0/-0)

Maverick.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 20:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

Mel Gibson wasn't in Top Gun.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 21:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

If you're serious, that's funny.

If you're not serious, that's also funny.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

It was all fun and games until Goose bought the farm. Goddamn "jet wash"—I never forgave Iceman for that!

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 21:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Bret Maverick you knob

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:32:06 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah, Bret Maverick. Didn't he get some niggerball award for raping the most cheerleaders in a game or some shit like that?

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

I think we're thinking of different movies lmao

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 23:16:46 ago (+1/-0)*

I’m not so sure mel is super based. He apologized and still does low budget jew movies. He also cast a kike as a 7th day Adventist war hero.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:25:40 ago (+1/-0)

This is actually a great idea. It could literally show what really happened. It could even have a couple of jews get married have a kid and they all walk out at the end and then tirn on the guards by lying through their fucking teeth at Nuremberg.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 22:13:37 ago (+1/-0)

You mean the safe camps that were literally safer then non combatant Dresden?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 02:06:11 ago (+0/-0)

He would not even have to make it anti jew or anything he would just depict it as it actually happened by simply not making the movie

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 23:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

I'd like to see a teen comedy set at a "death camp". Hijinks at the swimming pool, maybe a volleyball match, and then it's boys vs girls in a competition to see who can put on the best musical!

That would be more accurate than anything Spielberg's done

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 21:42:37 ago (+0/-0)

Ill donate to the cause.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 21:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

The best Australian.

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 15, 2021 17:10:33 ago (+0/-0)

Mel would be dragged away.