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Cancelling porch pirates

submitted by UncleDoug to WeimarRepublic 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 03:56:42 ago (+52/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6xkiwx.mp4

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Engineering to shame spics and nigs.


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[ - ] deleted 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 04:38:18 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] pshawman 9 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 04:56:07 ago (+9/-0)

So put an explosive in it and really help fix society.

You think cops the world over would be lining up to buy shit like this. If they worked for the public good lol.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 09:22:17 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine leaving them in Nike boxes in the back of an open semi.

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:38:25 ago (+4/-0)

Nogs storm in. Door closes. What creative things might happen in that darkness.

[ - ] FellowWhite 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:24:00 ago (+3/-0)

So put an explosive in it and really help fix society.

Sounds like an easy way to get life in prison unfortunately. In clown world you're not allowed to retaliate against those stealing your property.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

Doing the work of the Fed. Thanks for the heads up.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 05:25:25 ago (+3/-0)

Best part is, because they stole it sporadically, it would be nearly impossible to link it back to you.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 06:52:34 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine being a package thief and opening some Kaczynski mail. Mixed race couple go boom.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:53:50 ago (+3/-0)

Is it any surprise that coalburners are also criminals?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 14:06:24 ago (+2/-0)

No surprise at all. If they'll cheat on their race, they'll cheat in other ways. Entropy.

Ninety-nine times out of one-hundred, White women mixing with niggers always look shady and up to no good. Knowing how bad niggers get, are some of those women looking for the "bad-boy" archetype and thinking they've found it, whether consciously or unconsciously, in nogs?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 20:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

I should start a business having women pay me to treat them like shit.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 21:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

You can do that for free and women will adore you. Ever considered becoming a part- or full-time narcissist?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 21:32:20 ago (+0/-0)

No, I want the stupid to pay me.

[ - ] TerryB 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 13:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

Perhaps just the tracking device with camera broadcasting to the web would be enough if it were not clown world. You would be able to id them right quick. But would the courts call that some sort of 'entrapment'?

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 21:40:21 ago (+1/-0)

Every package could be a bomb with a code the customer has to enter to disarm it before they open it.

The package handlers would treat everyone's parcels much nicer.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:52:27 ago (+6/-0)

Despite being 13% of the population, niggers make up 52% of violent crime.

Despite making up 2% of the population, jews cause all of the problems

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2022 10:54:33 ago (+0/-0)

13% includes sheboons. In reality it's 6.5% that does 50. Probably 3.75% if we're not counting kids

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2022 12:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

When trying to explain to people, it's best not to try to get tedious. And sheboons do commit violent crimes, those kids will get to the age of being the problems, and overall I don't want any of them around.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 11:39:06 ago (+6/-0)

Engineering to shame spics and nigs.

When projection goes wrong. They dont have the faculties to understand shame

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 10:45:12 ago (+5/-0)

he should add dye packs, that smash and grab car would have been ID'd quick

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:49:07 ago (+3/-0)

Ever try to clean up glitter? They’ll be sparkling in prison after the lengthy trial.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 13:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

It should toss out a little gps tracker with the glitter. Make it small and hard to find.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 04:19:00 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 12:47:29 ago (+2/-0)

It wouldn’t be terribly expensive if you didn’t want it back or watch the video/reaction.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 19:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 20:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

Knowing is often comfort enough.

[ - ] nanoonanoo 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 10:40:05 ago (+4/-0)

C4 and a bag of nails, sorted...

[ - ] deleteme1234 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 11:07:49 ago (+1/-0)

Until false positive.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 10:10:10 ago (+4/-0)

I really like this guy.
If you learn more about him you'll see he's a great dad too.

I'm willing to bet when they were looking at the footage they were getting pissed about all the nignogs and dindus taking it. In the video at the start you see the majority of thieves are black but later they had only 1 visually identified thief as being black.

I wonder what will happen when they start working with cops... I hope his life doesn't get in danger.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 15:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

I guarantee every year they get 10:1 or 50:1 black to white ratio footage and then at the editing room, they cherry pick footage just to make it feel like the final collaboration had some blending taking place. Especially after the comment section in the first couple videos.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 19:14:38 ago (+0/-0)

cherry pick footage

This is how he doesn't get demonetized on kikeTube, just take the small victory.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 08:20:13 ago (+3/-0)

Give them shrapnel instead of glitter.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 17:28:27 ago (+2/-0)

It should spray that dye they use to ruin bank notes. Glitter is no good.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 19:17:56 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully in v5

[ - ] deleteme1234 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 11:08:27 ago (+2/-0)

Cops should plant those all over. They don't. Wtf.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 15:45:05 ago (+1/-0)

Be cooler if it was ball bearings exploding

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 14:11:38 ago (+1/-0)

imagine if this guy was making weapons instead of jokes

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 13:20:14 ago (+1/-0)

spends all this time and money pranking thieving niggers as a self pat in the back
does nothing to actually kill and stop niggers from stealing
mouthbreathing retards

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 10:53:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleteme1234 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 11:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

Should sell a random item and "gift" this.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 10:02:56 ago (+1/-0)

He needs to make it so you cant put the lid back on. Very easily done.

[ - ] boogienight 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 15:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

They used to, but then they package was getting thrown out without the lid and the cameras were getting smashed, when you allow them to return the lid, the recovery rate goes up

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 16:22:18 ago (+0/-0)

He'll get tired (and sick). Stupid people behave like this every day, until that day.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 08:22:46 ago (+0/-1)*

just install a parcel box or something