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Unbearable movements

submitted by big_fat_dangus to wagies 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:43:40 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:59:42 ago (+4/-0)

I don't use my phone on the shitter, but it takes me longer than 5 minutes usually. A cherry bomb would make your company regret ever buying this shit. I have no loyalty to companies, for they have no loyalty to me.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:53:33 ago (+1/-0)

They don't make 'Cherry bombs' like they used to.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

That might work. before cameras and everyone being willing to rat you out

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:52:57 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t care if I keep jobs. I’m a very valuable employee when it comes to trade skills and I’ve gotten away with so much at shit companies I’ve worked for in the past. I’ve done worse than blow up a toilet and kept my jobs, no sniveling either. Told my bosses to fuck off on more than one occasion. These are all non-union shops also.

Stop worrying about being so damn loyal and worried about it.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey -3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:58:47 ago (+0/-3)

Don’t be a slave to an employer, be a man and own your own company, as I do, or just somehow work for yourself. You must have some licenseable trade you can apply to calling your own shots. I’m a fucking high school dropout and I’ve been self employed for 25 years.

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:29:08 ago (+4/-0)

I live on a homestead and rarely leave my property, I grow all my food except the beef I trade rabbits and veggies for with the next door neighbor 30 minutes down the road. When I was a wagie I would have popped these toilets for sure though.

I’m an electrician by trade and left a job making over 100k for a better life growing my own food and family free from all this stupid shit.

I also taught all my former co-workers from my last job how to go freelance, 10 of the 12 men left within a month and never returned. I’m doing my part, thanks.

[ - ] LoliNeko 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 03:12:07 ago (+0/-0)

I'm also thinking of the freelance life, I'm wondering if you have some general advice (as I'm no electrician) about unshackling oneself from kike-corporate?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 04:12:16 ago (+1/-0)

Use a card swipe app with your phone only if you must. Use cash anytime you can.

Networking is the hardest part until you make a good reputation for yourself.

Charge three times what you’d normally earn while working for someone else, because they are charging at least five times what they’d pay you.

Stay on top of whatever game you’ve chosen to play, no one wants a guy who doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Use those tax exemptions, kikes will get less to fuck you with.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 21:28:54 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:19:49 ago (+2/-0)

Bring a toilet wedge

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:42:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 04:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Porcelain is rather fragile

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:50:19 ago (+3/-1)

Imagine having to manage adults and their phone addictions. Fucking retards. Leaves your phone in your car and get back to work.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 23:56:45 ago (+0/-0)

"What, you want the employer to be able to dictate every second of the employee's time? Why can't they fuck around on their phones all day and work occasionally?"

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 00:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

I think we need to install shit bags on all goyims.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 23:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

Sitting is bad anyway.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 23:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

After two weeks your legs would be tolerant.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

I give my employees one chance,the second time I see them on the phone,they go on 'break' permanently.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 23:37:24 ago (+0/-0)

You're watching your employees shit?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2021 20:49:18 ago (+0/-0)

Grow up,baby girl.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:13:46 ago (+1/-0)

Become ungovernable.meme
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[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

This is nothing new!

I once watched this old film about an 19th century English privy maker. Don't ask me why I was watching this. It was just in and it was interesting.

It was about how his knowledge of the trade was used and the benefits of his experience and professionalism.

A farmer asked for an outhouse by his field for the workers. But he made it too nice and comfortable that they took long breaks.

So he fixed the problem by cutting a rough square hole. Making it too uncomfortable for anything other than short breaks. Problem solved!

Nothing new. Comfortable workers are seen as lost productivity. Less profitable.

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 17:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

Just sit on that bitch backwards. Fuck them. My poops are sacred.

[ - ] Infearmal 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 17:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think these guys have any idea how I sit on my gamer chair 14 hours a day.

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 04:00:44 ago (+0/-0)

the main benefit is to employees

honk

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 01:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

Just find something to raise your feet. A box of printer paper owned by the company is a good idea.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 04:14:45 ago (+0/-0)

Use a new pack each time