This is the End - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

This is the End
submitted by deleted to funny 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 17:34:51 ago (+59/-1) (funny)

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[ - ] asdf23 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 00:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

We need more of this!

[ - ] obvious 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 00:09:32 ago (+0/-0)

Sniffles!! Lock all shit down!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:59:29 ago (+5/-0)

"linked to a person who traveled to Nigeria"

you mean a Nigerian who has no fucking reason to be in Nebraska?

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

Brilliant

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:30:40 ago (+4/-0)

This actor is awesome! When does the movie come out?

The entire time that this guy was talking, I could hear the theme from Skyfall playing in the background.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:16:05 ago (+5/-0)

When this started, or more accurately, when everything shut down and everyone was "quarantined" I was working with a few other people. I'm "essential", Imma heeeroh! fag fag blah blah blah bullshit.......

So we start talking and I can hear the fear in my coworkers voices and they're on this doom and gloom train all worried about it and trying to reinforce the danger to me.

So I asked them point blank, "where are the bodies? if the pandemic is soooooo bad and soooo dangerous then why are there not bodies piled up in the streets?"

They didn't have nor want to give me an answer. In fact now that I think about it they just went back to believing that this was the worst pandemic ever and resumed their fears.

If Covid is that dangerous we wouldn't be able to keep up with the body count. I pray for it to get that bad now though. These people need to die they are so fucking stupid.

[ + ] Rawrination

[ - ] Rawrination 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:43:46 ago (+6/-0)

Same thing I said. There are NO bodies in the streets anywhere in the world from covid. 0 none.

[ + ] oldblo

[ - ] oldblo 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:59:23 ago (+6/-0)

I was promised random and unexpected sudden deaths. That only happened to those who took the shot.

[ + ] Fat_is_healthy

[ - ] Fat_is_healthy 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 23:12:28 ago (+3/-0)

I knew it was total bullshit when I kept seeing the same people working the counters 3 months in. Cashiers are the first to die in a deadly plague scenario.

[ + ] Europeanawakening

[ - ] Europeanawakening 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

Lol you don't pile up bodies in the street. That's not how it works. Retarded.

[ + ] quidgybo

[ - ] quidgybo 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 22:19:41 ago (+3/-0)

The Spanish flu killed in the ballpark of 6million people. Hospitals couldn't house all the sick and took to laying the sick outside and have. Nurses doing rounds outside.

Crematories couldn't keep up and the coroner wasn't picking up bodies so people were leaving the corpses on the side of the road. (I couldnt bring myself to drag my loved ones to the side of the road and leave them their)

They say this is worse than the Spanish flu. We don't have sick people outside.

They say our hospitals were at capacity and we couldn't deal with this many dead. The yearly deaths are the lowest they've been since 2002. Fuck off this pandemic is a goddamned joke.

[ + ] NosebergShekelman

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 00:37:21 ago (+3/-0)

oy vey, glad you said it was the spanish flu that kilt all those people and not the vaccines we made for the goyim. Shaloms💎✡️

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 03:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

The Spanish flu killed in the ballpark of 6million people.

An estimated 20M-50M is closer to the real number.

[ + ] TomMacdonald

[ - ] TomMacdonald 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 21:06:21 ago (+2/-0)

Refrigerated trucks

[ + ] ScheduledSuicide

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 06:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you keep a truck in the refrigerator? MADNESS!

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 20:07:25 ago (+0/-0)

Just park it somewhere cold.

[ + ] kammmmak

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 23:32:14 ago (+1/-0)

Europeanawakening
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Yes indeed that's not how it works

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 13, 2021 06:47:38 ago (+0/-0)

Official figures state that 5.31m have died globally as a result of a covid after almost two years. That’s from a population of almost 8 billion. For comparison, the Spanish flu killed about 50 million from a global population of only 1.8 billion in the same period a century ago. Also for comparison, the reaction to covid will result in approximately 150 million deaths due to starvation globally, reactions which even the most generous estimates could only realistically claim to have saved approx 5 million lives, the majority of which would have been octogenarians at deaths door anyway. How the people who support and push this have managed to convince themselves they are not evil is beyond me.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -2 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 18:40:11 ago (+2/-4)

POORLY done. He should have written better, tighter, succinct copy. He used "obviously" FAR too many times. He stumbled (didn't know his lines) too often. He should never be allowed in front of the camnera again.

[ + ] jewsbadnews

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 19:32:45 ago (+1/-0)

Whats a camnera?

[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:06:24 ago (+1/-0)

It’s a cross between a Toyota Camry and a Nissan Exterra.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:22:04 ago (+0/-0)

A pet name for his purty mouf ??
"No mas, you're too far ... Camnera ".