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If life was the simulation of hell, what are the current things you can change and not change?

submitted by Wwwwwww to AskGoats 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 10:07:06 ago (+6/-0)     (AskGoats)

As in, if all of life was truly hell and salvation is resolute through death. Then what are we experiencing seems like the allegory of the cave is more of a reality.


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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 13:04:36 ago (+2/-0)

Hell is Los Angeles
- never rains
- nothing is affordable
- most people are fake
- can get 1/3 of the selection of any given product compared to "free states"
- nobody can drive
- literally burns yearly
- could fall into the ocean with a worthwhile earthquake

Don't know if you need to change much.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 11:07:29 ago (+2/-0)

There's a timeframe in the simulation to get out via death. If you wait too long (accepted the world you're in) you'll just be reincarnated. You have to remember next time you wake up, and get out as a baby. Otherwise you gotta ride the coaster again.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 20:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

Pigs rape kids.

No matter how many pigs we stop, there are more pigs raping kids.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 12:49:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 13:00:28 ago (+2/-0)

@system deleted all of Dial's gay from the database. The numbers are going to be wonky.

Edit: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=61b616a301a12&commentid=61b62033090ea

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 13:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2021 13:42:08 ago (+3/-0)

You missed nothing important.

I think I am a bit dumber for reading it all. Stupid schizo trash.