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Sandwich request

submitted by big_fat_dangus to funny 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 04:25:39 ago (+29/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8aaqyj.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 07:51:12 ago (+5/-0)

What the fuck kind of a commie bacon sandwich was that? Two slices? Sixteen, mother fucker. It takes sixteen slices, of real fucking bacon, to make a sandwich. Also, if there's no lettuce, tomato, and mayo you can shove that shit up your ass where it belongs. Slenderman needs a fucking full send ass kicking if that's his idea of coming correct on a bacon sandwich.

[ - ] PawpawMan 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 12:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

That's not bacon, that's ham.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 09:34:42 ago (+4/-6)

Raw tomato on a sandwich is for women and Mexicans, kys

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 10:52:36 ago (+3/-0)

That's a fucking strange opinion to have. Is raw tomato not kosher or are you just afraid of the slimy bits? If it's the latter that would actually explain a lot.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 13:41:23 ago (+2/-3)

1. Bitter, semi rotten taste
2. Disgusting texture
3. Makes a fucking mess
4. Picked by an unwashed taconigger
Need I go on? Raw tomatoids get the rope, starting with you.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack3_IsAKike 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 15:31:05 ago (+2/-1)

sounds like you have been eating semen, not tomatoes.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 16:04:15 ago (+2/-0)

Glad you're here to give semen tasting notes, bud.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 16:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

Upvotes, because tomatoes are disgusting.

Also don't bother trying to convince them, to hate tomatoes is a mainly English thing, and non English will never understand it.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 12:23:54 ago (+2/-0)

WTF and how dare you!! mater sammiches with mayo and Frank's red hot is food of the gods!!!

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 10:00:55 ago (+4/-0)

I've worked with people less coherent than that thing making velociraptor noises.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 10:24:00 ago (+2/-0)

This is what the internet should have become.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

Is that your woman?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:23:57 ago (+0/-0)

you know it brah

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 06:58:23 ago (+1/-0)

Nightmare fuel.

I'm going to be "that" American now, but was that the refrigerator? I have a bigger fridge on my boat.

That puts a few things in perspective.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 07:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

Did you know that Oreo O's cereal in South Korea still has marshmellows in them?

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 07:36:33 ago (+1/-0)

I don't even recall the U.S. version ever having them. I only had them a few times when they first came out in the 90's.

[ - ] poopdawg15 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 13:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

The coup de grace is giving it to a guy with a showing tattoo on his wrist. This filth needs forced labor.

[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 12:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

There's that uncanny valley

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 11:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

In the kitchen making a sandwich while screeching...

...oh, its a woman! I get it!