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Fun fact about facial recognition software.

submitted by Merlynn to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:44:57 ago (+2/-0)     (whatever)

They don't work too good if there's no face to recognize. Life's rough,get a helmet. Get it?


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[ - ] jqueso 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:52:44 ago (+1/-0)

what about helmet recognition software?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:50:20 ago (+1/-0)

You use cling stickers to make faces on the helmet which can be changed out. This gives you security AND you have a comically oversized head.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

You would have to wear a different helmet every day.

[ - ] Merlynn [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

What good would that do?

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

If you're just going for concealment, plastic bag over your head work just as well.

[ - ] Merlynn [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:56:02 ago (+0/-0)

Found the jew.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Merlynn [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:57:34 ago (+0/-0)

Enough explosives and gates aren't a problem.