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"Suicide machines" approved for use in Switzerland

submitted by LoliNeko to news 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 04:33:31 ago (+17/-0)     (www.tweaktown.com)

https://www.tweaktown.com/news/83187/suicide-machine-approved-for-use-in-this-country-will-launch-soon/index.html

This needs to be deployed in Israel and Africa, not in White civilizations.


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[ - ] Merlynn 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:30:48 ago (+5/-0)

Be a real shame if people stuffed niggers in those things and turned 'em on.

[ - ] o0shad0o 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:14:20 ago (+4/-0)

Don't worry. You won't be allowed to use these machines unless you're fully vaccinated.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:52:09 ago (+2/-0)

And white.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 06:55:32 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:21:11 ago (+3/-0)

I thought the same thing with the exception of filling the bag with nitrous.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 13:58:10 ago (+1/-0)

I thought the same thing with the exception of filling the bag with millipedes.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:59:03 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:01:52 ago (+0/-0)

Saw that the other day. Suicide booths are not the part of Futurama I wanted in the real world.

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:57:55 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t know if Americans know about Swiss suicide but it’s the only country in Europe with legalised assisted suicide that doesn’t limit access only to citizens/residents. It comes up in legal battles in other European countries every few years cos people who are too sick to make their own way to Switzerland for the assisted suicide procedures will mount court challenges that their spouses should be allowed to bring them over and not face any ramifications on their return, but the challenges always fail (in the UK and Ireland anyway, but it’s only an issue for some European countries). The service provider is called Dignitas if anyone wants to look them up, but I’d imagine it’s because it’s essentially an export industry in Switzerland that they’re trying to innovate with ideas like this.