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Whelp boyos, I **finally** caught it! I’m intubated rn, guys, we need to take this more seriously and get the shots. The doctors are saints saving lives by forcing us to get the very safe shots

submitted by Ragnar to whatever 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 15:38:13 ago (+11/-3)     (whatever)

Nah, just fucking with you all, of course! But I’ll tell you what though, I got cold like symptoms for a whole day right after meeting recently boostered up fuckers. Coincidence? I don’t know bros!


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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

Ha! Got you ready to hurl obscenities at me, that’s how good my delivery was!

Thanks bro, I’m gonna make the soup tomorrow. I got the broth from ma. And whiskey definitely not optional. Actually, I was out of hard stuff so I just had wine yesterday and felt a little better already.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:32:55 ago (+2/-0)

Ragnar rocks.

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ha thanks bro

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 15:45:23 ago (+2/-0)

There are no coincidences.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

"There are no coincidences"...that is a line out of the series Rome.
Not assuming plagiarism but nonetheless a "coincidence".

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:35:29 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 19:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

Sounded good though

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 17:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

Good delivery?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:13:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:18:04 ago (+0/-0)

I like it layered on thick, like butter on toast yum
8/10 makes me happy though!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:03:41 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

I believe this guy!

Did you get the sniffles after meeting boostered up zogbots?

[ - ] YamaMaya 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 15:59:48 ago (+1/-0)

My recently boostered sister in law gave everyone in my house the lurgy. We all had miserable head colds for about a week. Baby was congested for two weeks was a nightmare having to suck the snot out of her nose.

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

Aah man that sucks! These selfish booster bots spreading their germs ugh

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:33:18 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

Nah bruh I’m semi versed on terrain theory. I understand I might be detoxing or whatever, but why did I get body aches right after meeting them zombies!?
I generally get a really bad flu once every three or four years, and a semi bad cold every two years. This time it wasn’t a flu or a cold but cold like symptoms like body aches and watery eyes etc. Strange coincidence.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:18:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

I did not know germ theory is based on talmudic black magic.
I can understand the shedding might be fear porn, however, with so much deliberate confusion pushed by “experts” and the active concealing of facts, it’s really hard to be sure of anything

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:48:26 ago (+1/-0)

Huh! That’s rather interesting!

Also funny a rabbi talking about get rabies from a rabid dog.