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Redditor plays perfect family with dolls, still gets cucked

submitted by BadBoyBubby to funny 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 08:47:38 ago (+30/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/onccob.jpg

(the "baby" is brown)


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[ - ] v0atmage 9 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:10:34 ago (+9/-0)

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 10:28:22 ago (+2/-0)

No? Why, it gets funnier every day (because crazier)

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 12:54:25 ago (+2/-0)

Not sure which is worse: having a fake plastic family or bragging about it on reddit?

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 15:11:34 ago (+3/-0)

I going with the bragging, definitely the bragging.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

I really want to tell him no decent plasticized woman would allow that many hats above the bed..

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 13:02:13 ago (+2/-0)

No, don't think like this. Just help us hang these people (In Minecraft). Mental illness and bad genes can't reproduce if they're vegetables.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 12:42:48 ago (+4/-0)

Anyone who displays their baseball hat collection on the wall above their bed is a faggot of the highest order.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:24:21 ago (+1/-0)

It's football hats; no one gives a shit about Alabama's baseball team. I'm guessing you thought it was Atlanta Braves, but I too have problems distinguishing the A without the colors.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 20:27:47 ago (+3/-0)

I give exactly zero shits about sportsball, and thus, know almost nothing about it.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 10:25:48 ago (+4/-0)

Poor man probably got molested or worse when he was younger and never was able to tell anyone about it to heal, I can't imagine carrying that much trauma around. Only God can save him.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:48:25 ago (+3/-0)

If that is true it is much better that he is playing with dolls instead of molesting other children

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:05:53 ago (+2/-0)

What. The. Fuck?

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 19:27:54 ago (+1/-0)

I bet this guy punches nazis.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 18:11:52 ago (+1/-0)

is the baby a sex doll too? Is this just a cover story he's using to make everything seem "normal". WHY would someone be PROUD (photos) of something like this?

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 13:34:27 ago (+1/-0)

What MGTOW does to a mf

[ - ] MarvintheRobot 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 13:27:43 ago (+1/-0)

The baby is plastic. Means he used a dildo for impregnating.

[ - ] MarvintheRobot 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 13:26:17 ago (+1/-0)

The funniest part is that he’s an Alabama fan.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 11:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

That is just beyond sad.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 10:27:21 ago (+1/-0)

Alright, put him in the madhouse.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 10:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

They don't exist any more. This is the problem.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 03:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Timothymcoyvey 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:47:51 ago (+1/-0)

Wish I didn't see that.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:15:00 ago (+0/-0)

Link please. I want to congratulate him and wish him well along with the other redditers. Also someone should mention the importance of start a 529 plan for the baby now.

[ - ] Jack_Mehoff 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 14:21:41 ago (+0/-0)

Funny as fucc, redit source link?

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 13:18:23 ago (+0/-0)

army

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 12:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

O-o