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Ok, so… There are aliens…

submitted by BoraxTheFungarian to CIAReadingRoom 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 04:30:23 ago (+10/-0)     (www.cia.gov)

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/document/cia-rdp96-00789r003800190001-0

I dunno what else to make of this. Might use this document to find more.


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[ - ] chrimony 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 04:56:13 ago (+4/-0)

I wouldn't make anything of it. Just because some document found it's way into CIA archives doesn't mean it's truth. There's probably all kinds of horseshit that's been filed away.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:07:56 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] heygeorge 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 06:54:09 ago (+3/-0)

More people making reports of their “remote viewing”?

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:18:15 ago (+1/-0)

Of course there. Believing only Earth has life in a universe the size of ours is extremely arrogant or ignorant.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:13:13 ago (+0/-0)

How big is it?

[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 07:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

I'll buy aliens are in the mix when they start trying tickle my prostate, untill then it's just a lever for manipulation alphabet agencies the world over use to distract and de-legitimize

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 08:32:04 ago (+2/-0)

Just be careful, it could a parasite, too.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 08:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

You later: "Okay, something's tickling my prostate but until there's a cold, gray 4 fingered hand giving me a reach around I won't believe it's an alien."

Even later: "Okay, the reach around was nice but that might have been a prosthetic. When I shit out an alien baby THEN I'll believe it."

9 months go by: "but will the alleged alien pay child support?"

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 08:55:34 ago (+0/-0)

That Doc who gave you that exam? His name is unpronounceable by human tongue.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 06:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 12:01:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] iSmokeMemes 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 11:05:24 ago (+0/-0)

Read the actual .pdf on that page lmao.

I fucking lost it at the page where it shows the diagram "Me (looking up)"

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

The head of NASA just basically admitted this.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:15:09 ago (+0/-0)

NASA ! Haaaaaaaaaaaa !

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

These are from stargate. A complete sham.