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Bob Dole Dies At 98
submitted by mikenigger to news 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 18:53:54 ago (+4/-0) (archive.md)
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@bobdole9

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Bob Dole held that pen when he couldn't hold his cock for all those hookers he banged.

[ - ] TOVA 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:20:01 ago (+0/-0)

How'd you like me to stab you in the neck with this pen?
Come on. I can take you with my one good arm.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 20:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

Died at 98.
Starred in a Viagra commercial in '98.
Trippy.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 20:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

Bob Dole is not dead yet, I should know, I'm Bob Dole.

Guess Satan's contract with Dick Cheney hasn't lapsed yet.