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I just got covid goys.

submitted by Yargiyankooli to whatever 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:29:30 ago (+9/-9)     (whatever)

It was like literally the worst two days of my life. My fever is down now, but I still can't taste my vape pen :(

I was vaccinated, so there is only one explanation, OMICRON. I got the Delta before and that was also the worst two days of my life ever, I was shaking and ached all over. But this one was also the worst. In fact, every time I get sick from now on, it will be the worst.

Interestingly I got these variants right after I got my second injection, and then the booster injection.

Fucking unvaxxed fascists literally breeding covid 19 in their sick bodies and making me sick.

Anyway I'm a moderna boy, thinking about getting a sick moderna tat.

Please take time out of your day to comment on my personal health, because I took the time to post about it.


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[ - ] nada 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:35:45 ago (+1/-0)

Why did you get the vax?

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 04:56:55 ago (+1/-0)

So he could vape in safety.

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:42:57 ago (+2/-5)

Because he used his noggin, nada.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

Hell,you're first in line when the 'echo' shot is ready to jab.

[ - ] heygeorge 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:36:45 ago (+0/-0)*

What’s your favourite vape flavor

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 5 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:40:20 ago (+5/-0)

Given the wording of this post I'd bet it's : foreskin

[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:40:13 ago (+2/-0)

My wife's boyfriend.

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:42:03 ago (+2/-5)

I'm pleased you're vaccinated as otherwise you could have been hospitalised.

I'm an AstraZeneca ... man.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 00:21:06 ago (+2/-1)

I'm an AstraZeneca ... man.

Man, your using that term loosely now.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 00:30:59 ago (+2/-0)

*AstraZenacuck

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 00:32:20 ago (+2/-0)

"your using". Grammar,man, grammar!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 23:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

lol ok jew.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 00:01:11 ago (+1/-0)

You kike troll. Please run headfirst into traffic.

[ - ] Khash1488 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 00:40:44 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah so you guys all realize the OP is being sarcastic. You aren’t really this much of a faggot haha right? Vax the jews

[ - ] germ22 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 01:37:32 ago (+4/-0)

I don't think to many got the joke. Made me laugh.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 10:12:16 ago (+2/-0)

I seriously wonder what is up with the people who did not get it. Are they just dense? Is English not their first language? Are they from the ADL?

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 03:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

Having Goys is bad enough, but having COVID Goys is the worst. Try a dewormer. /s

[ - ] dank 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 03:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

Except there has not been one confirmed case of the new strain in a single pureblood also, enjoy your herpes.

https://files.catbox.moe/jmr27a.png

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 09:59:14 ago (+0/-0)

RIP in piece

[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 10:12:51 ago (+1/-0)

I'll do that As ASAP as possible.