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As soon as you hit a certain amount of wealth you become absolutely useless. Nobody looks at you with any intent except money. All your "friends" are other people with your amount of money and all they're interested in is money; yours too. You can't be friends with the waiter because the waiter can't see past your money either.

Like all wealthy people though, you come to believe your opinion on anything is worth something to anyone else. You no longer know anything about life outside of your insulated money world but you can't shut your fucking mouth and the media is so stupid, they ask your opinion.

Worse still is you probably had kids who never knew anything but the shit rich insulated and ignorant life you gave them, and they always want to be important, if they aren't drug addicts.

Stolen from Daniel Tosh stand up.

A jet ski will wear your ass out. I'd rather drive around in my floaty car. Shaloms💎✡️

I have.
One time I was on a jet ski. Was doing some sharp turns. Jumping waves. Got thrown off. That sticky-out-boney-part of the ankle hit the jetski. It wasn't broken but it felt like it got broken at the time. Had to swim back to jet ski with hurt ankle. Get back to the jet ski. The key came out. It's floating somewhere. Can't go back to shore. I spent about 30 minutes searching for the key.

Jet skis suck.

If money could make you happy,then tell me why the jews are such miserable bastards.

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I've never seen anyone on a jetski that didn't look retarded.

But I guess retards can be happy.