Don't be a cheap bastard this Christmas, buy your best friend a best friend - Upgoat

Don't be a cheap bastard this Christmas, buy your best friend a best friend
submitted by Centaurus to aww 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 15:33:33 ago (+35/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 19:44:05 ago (+2/-0)

My wife is Chinese, she would eat both.

/s not married

[ - ] Phutex 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 22:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

Jeez - I was thinking it was about buying my pal a sex doll!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2021 06:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if they make doggie sex dolls?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 17:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you. I needed that today. It’s been a rough one.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 15:51:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2021 17:38:53 ago (+1/-1)

the day is coming when we will all be enslaved by ducks. That's what my pet duck told me when I was a kid.