My last dog: a cross between a St. Bernard and a Newfoundland. Two hundred and eight pounds, and not an ounce of fat on him. Goddamn, best fucking dog EVER. Enormous, always shedding, always drooling, always smearing gobs of dog-snot all over me - and I just didn't fucking care. He was AWESOME
And, like all large dogs everywhere, he barely made ten years. Love you buddy - you were the best dog ever And ten times the companion my ex ever was. Wish i was with you, good boy - hope to see you in heaven. We'll chase black bears together, you and I, and eat hamburgers after....
i_hate_sodomites 2 points 2.5 years ago
My last dog: a cross between a St. Bernard and a Newfoundland. Two hundred and eight pounds, and not an ounce of fat on him. Goddamn, best fucking dog EVER. Enormous, always shedding, always drooling, always smearing gobs of dog-snot all over me - and I just didn't fucking care. He was AWESOME
And, like all large dogs everywhere, he barely made ten years. Love you buddy - you were the best dog ever And ten times the companion my ex ever was. Wish i was with you, good boy - hope to see you in heaven. We'll chase black bears together, you and I, and eat hamburgers after....