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The best boy ever!
submitted by Centaurus to dogs 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 17:58:58 ago (+54/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] dingbat 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:37:31 ago (+5/-0)

Golden Retrievers are angels sent from above.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 20:02:53 ago (+4/-0)

I was going to call bullshit but damn, that is a good boy. I love goldens but they're so damn hairy.

[ + ] iSmokeMemes

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:31:56 ago (+2/-0)

Same with Black Mouth Curs. Smart, loyal, very fit and active dogs but mellow and quiet indoors, they're amazing.

But the shedding. Good lord, the shedding...

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2021 01:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

I've had both a golden and a cur mix and they are both incredible dogs. My cur was the smartest, most loyal, bravest, sensitive dog I've ever known

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

Oh my god, I love black mouth currs you alabama faggot. I love it when there is a pack and they maul, er uh I mean, love you to death. Then they run away and come back for the second course, I mean love session.

Furry bastards, not husky or malamute furry but furry smooth.

[ + ] kammmmak

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 22:14:03 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but it's a good kind of hairy.

[ + ] solomonpapermaster

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 23:30:24 ago (+1/-0)

And a large percentage die of cancer.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2021 10:32:49 ago (+2/-0)

My last dog: a cross between a St. Bernard and a Newfoundland. Two hundred and eight pounds, and not an ounce of fat on him. Goddamn, best fucking dog EVER. Enormous, always shedding, always drooling, always smearing gobs of dog-snot all over me - and I just didn't fucking care. He was AWESOME

And, like all large dogs everywhere, he barely made ten years. Love you buddy - you were the best dog ever And ten times the companion my ex ever was. Wish i was with you, good boy - hope to see you in heaven. We'll chase black bears together, you and I, and eat hamburgers after....

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 20:31:16 ago (+3/-0)

Fake. OBVIOUSLY a doctor in a dog suit.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:38:11 ago (+3/-0)

This made me lol.

[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2021 01:15:53 ago (+1/-0)*

You can tell by the pixels.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 19:01:04 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone who thinks cats are better than dogs needs to be shot.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 20:01:37 ago (+4/-0)

whoa whoa there hatey mcfatey. I can not stand by and allow your microaggressions you patriarchal shitlord. This is Hate Speech!

Cats are just as good as dogs. In fact we should require that every 5 households has at least one cat even though cats are responsible for 90% of litter box messes. The other 10% are because of dogs! Filthy disgusting dogs rooting through cat litter boxes. Disgusting. And garbage cans, dogs are always going through the garbage can. And pooping outside where we walk! At least cats give the courtesy of doing it in a box.

You're one of those evil dog supremacists! You hate cats because they're better, faster and smarter than dogs. Pathetic you.

[ + ] Not_a_redfugee

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:56:07 ago (+5/-0)

Anyone I've ever known with 1 or more cat, I'd walk into their house and immediately smell cat shit and litter box smell like I walked into a brick wall. There's no hiding it. Toxoplasmosis everywhere. I try to hold my breath the whole time I'm in a cat-owner's house. Filthy disgusting cats and their owners.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 22:00:55 ago (+2/-0)

Toxoplasmosis

JOIN US. We are one.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2021 07:14:53 ago (+2/-0)

We are the army of the CATS. Once the entire planet is infected we will build a Starship and conquer the rest of the Galaxy.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 21:11:00 ago (+2/-0)

No. https://www.nationalvanguard.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wlpr_building_glow.jpg

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2021 05:49:03 ago (+1/-0)

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