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My favorite Norm MacDonald joke

submitted by HughBriss to whatever 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 10:27:12 ago (+57/-0)     (whatever)

From his time at SNL:

"Earlier this week, Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live, among them that “Hollywood is run by Jews.” The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology and announced that Brando is now free to work again."

RIP Norm MacDonald

Edit: Lotta Norm fans here, I see. He was one of a kind. If you haven't read his book "Based on a True Story", it's totally worth your while. The joke I posted above was one of his favorites too, and he included it in the book.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 10:42:08 ago (+14/-0)

Norm was a bro. My favorite joke was when he was talking about creating a time machine to go back and kill Hitler but falling under the spell of his beautiful eyes.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:11:34 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:10:01 ago (+3/-0)

The one where he's in sweat pants roasting the lonely island jews?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:13:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 19:50:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's the name of their "band".

[ - ] TOVA 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 17:46:14 ago (+1/-0)

I think that's the same red carpet where Sarah Silverman was talking about her comedy collective and Norm responds with, "No offense but that's sounds like some fucking commie gobbledegook".

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 19:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

All the stars are here!!!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:10:05 ago (+3/-0)

This one is pretty good
https://youtu.be/gl6R5ROEaDY

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:19:56 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Majiqai 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 22:29:24 ago (+1/-0)

If im not mistaken, he tried to subtly reference Epstein island and holocaust hoaxers there. I think norm knew a lot. Smart guy.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2021 03:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

I can't speak to his intentions, but it's was pure comedy on his part. The people he was paired with couldn't be more of an odd couple and he must have shredded whatever confidence they had going into it. He looked like he was the only one having fun.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2021 16:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

This one never fails to crack me up. The way he makes every kike squeem is pure gold.

Except Jeff Ross because he can actually bring the bants.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2021 19:17:38 ago (+0/-0)

Jeff Ross has smoked himself harmless to anything but comedians and small children. He does bring bantz, but I bet just about anyone here could make him kvetch. Imagine how easy you'd go on the ugly fucker if your job was on the line.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 7 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:24:26 ago (+7/-0)

Do you have a doghouse?

[ - ] Boyakasha 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:28:13 ago (+5/-0)

Look at the professor of logic over here.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:59:38 ago (+5/-0)

Deeply, deeply closeted- so no dogs, but 2 dog houses.

[ - ] zongongo 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 15:26:53 ago (+3/-0)

Adam Eg(r)et was a great straight man for Norm.
A virulent anti semite.
I saw him once, under the Queens Borough Bridge. I gave him $15, well ... not exactly gave.

[ - ] HughBriss [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 16:13:26 ago (+1/-0)

I fell out of my chair when I watched Norm calling him Egret. His delivery is always perfect, and that stammer is all part of his delivery, so calling him Egret was totally intentional. Making him squirm in front of jewish guests when Norm called him a "virulent anti-semite" was pretty hilarious because the guests weren't part of the joke and took it seriously. "I had a *bar mitzvah!" he'd whine. Good stuff. No one could troll like Norm.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:36:27 ago (+3/-0)

My personal favorite is "A Frog Goes into a Bank to get a Loan"

https://youtu.be/MNp4imCLTP4

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 14:00:14 ago (+3/-0)

He wasn't joking.

[ - ] HughBriss [op] 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 15:16:06 ago (+4/-0)

I agree, he wasn't. He played his cards close to the vest and said the things that would get him work, but you can tell from what he says about the length of chimney shadows and concentration camps that he's done his research. He might have been acting like it was all a joke, but he really wasn't joking.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:43:37 ago (+3/-0)

Random Norm interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwskLVC39VY

Just because.

[ - ] HughBriss [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 16:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

There's no bad Norm MacDonald interview.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:55:54 ago (+3/-0)

Only had to look at title. Immediate upvoat.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 20:01:46 ago (+2/-0)

I had no idea he was as based a he was until he died.

If he had gotten that much attention for his jokes when live he would have been branded antisemitic and a racist. After his death everyone is praising him. Odd.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 18:58:52 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for RUINING it. Fag. So what will happen with Mike Tyson MYSTERIES now? Hopefully Tyson will fall off a skyscraper into a volcano.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2021 02:29:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2021 02:33:12 ago (+1/-0)

did Tyson ever figure out they were showcasing him as a total moron?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2021 02:44:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TOVA 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 17:39:44 ago (+2/-0)

In his weekend update from the week prior to this he said, in response to Brando's comments Jewish leaders made it snow in New York in April.

[ - ] HughBriss [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 18:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

Hah! I missed that! Thanks for mentioning it. I'll try to track that down.

[ - ] HughBriss [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2021 08:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

Found it! It's Season 21 episode 17, first broadcast April 13, 1996. It's like his fourth joke, and it got a huge laugh and some applause from the New York audience.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 15:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

I was totally hooked on Norm this last year.
My favorite stuff is his appearances on Dennis Millers show. With his anti-Semitic ventriloquist puppet. His rapport with Miller as well as Conan and Letterman makes those appearances Golden.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2021 13:56:38 ago (+2/-0)

What a virulent anti semite