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How to get a more demure wife in 0.15 seconds

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 19:41:31 ago (+29/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/r62eww.mp4



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[ - ] jewsbadnews 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 23:30:38 ago (+5/-0)

He is out of her league, low energy!

[ - ] mattsixteen24 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 21:55:33 ago (+3/-0)

That would of been really funny if they actually played mortal combat at a wedding. Dang, he knocked her out. He picks her up and she falls back down.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

Flawless Victory!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 23:48:25 ago (+2/-0)

While Whites are busy advancing civilization, browns and blacks are busy with this kinda shit.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 21:11:44 ago (+2/-1)

Fucking horrible music. Serves her right. Are these hispanics?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 23:24:21 ago (+4/-0)

The music is likely dubbed in. It is from the movie "Mortal Kombat", in fact, when he makes contact that is the lyric being said.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 00:32:44 ago (+3/-0)

Well she’s dancing like a jackass. It couldn’t have been very tasteful.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 20:34:10 ago (+1/-0)*

Their house will be destroyed slowly by this goon.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 09:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

Is that Mortal Combat Music?

[ - ] Atlo 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 18:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

No. The part where it says ''MORTAL KOMBAT!!!'' is just coincidence.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 06:44:50 ago (+0/-0)

At least now we know what they mean by "kickin' it".