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One of my friends and his wife enlightened me last night.
submitted by deleted to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 10:29:36 ago (+53/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 20 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:01:17 ago (+20/-0)*

I've got a young employee: he's a tall, blue-eyed 21 year old who just impregnated his cute blonde, blue-eyed girlfriend. And his last name is a good German name. He is going to marry the girl, don't worry. His father died when he was young, and he kinda looks up to me (actually down because he's a giant). When he hired on, I asked how many kids he wanted. He said the usual zoomer response about "oh, we wanna travel, and work on our careers." I told him she didn't need to work or travel, but just to raise his giant Aryan babies. A month later, she was pregnant.

Anyway, today we're looking at something in my office and I type "Erika" on Spotify.
He says, "Hey, I know that one". He doesn't ever know my music, but he started singing every word.

There's hope in SOME young people. Find them, and stoke the fires.

[ - ] con77 17 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:43:16 ago (+17/-0)

try telling people that if English and American troops could see their societies today they would have thrown their weapons down on D Day.

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:06:44 ago (+7/-0)

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[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:58:30 ago (+1/-2)

Only cowards think as cowards.
Recent proof you cant tell a 17yr old to put down a weapon.
D-Day was no different and there were THOUSANDS of 17 yr olds that attended.

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 18:25:03 ago (+5/-0)

hows your half nigger grandkids pops?

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 02:07:48 ago (+0/-0)

17 upvoats and you. fuck you non vet bitch

[ - ] fightknightHERO 10 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 10:39:24 ago (+10/-0)

let me guess
teaching 5 year olds to masturbate, pronoun shit and anti-white critical race theory?

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 10:42:02 ago (+6/-1)

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[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

Off topic, but did the goatpen die?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] toobaditworks

[ - ] toobaditworks 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

Someone else on here said it's down because they had a spammer and they are deleting the spam and the site will be back up later.

[ - ] iamthelightning 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:05:11 ago (+6/-0)

What words are you using that they don't understand?

[ + ] we_kill_creativity

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 22 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:25:01 ago (+22/-0)

One's with multiple syllables and probably stringing them together into full sentences...I'm not even kidding or just "being edgy". There has been a deliberate, concerted, long term effort to make society dumb, and if it didn't work on you, you're "weird" now.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:59:00 ago (+12/-0)

Try this:

A preponderance of sesquipedalian terminology befuddles me only infrequently if the sentence structure containing this excessive vocabulary is sufficiently uncomplicated. An excess of intricate nested clauses, on the other hand, can be profoundly confusing, but even in such instances I would assume, perhaps without adequate justification, that the author understood precisely what he intended to communicate.

[ + ] BoraxTheFungarian

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:50:24 ago (+6/-0)*

If you ever had to read Charles Dickens in school, those sentences you just wrote were not only easily understandable but also immensely more enjoyable in comparison. My point being, that second sentence was far easier for me to understand, but it also had the context of the first sentence, and I find that commas could be used to replace periods, they only designate a harder end to a thought. In proper use, yes you would use a semi-colon, after the completed thought, but in actuality, how a writer communicates is up to themselves, and the reader, in that what they receive matters.

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:22:54 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:51:04 ago (+3/-0)

Dickens was a hack paid by the word. Excessively verbose.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 18:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

Charles “oh my feels” Dickens was a sentimental libtard. “Oh the poor criminal with the heart of gold” - godfather of bleeding hearts everywhere.

[ - ] bopper 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 23:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

Ever read the Puritans?

[ + ] albatrosv15

[ - ] albatrosv15 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:28:18 ago (+4/-0)

Noice.

[ + ] solomonpapermaster

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:43:52 ago (+4/-0)

Is it weird that I understood that?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:57:10 ago (+7/-0)

By modern standards, you are a freak of nature.

[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:25:59 ago (+1/-0)

I did, and it have a GED.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:21:51 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] NeoNazirite

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:06:47 ago (+3/-0)*

stupid be what stupid do

Holy shit, the remake of "Forest Gump" needs to be written by us.

https://files.catbox.moe/wxy4y1.jpeg
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[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:59:54 ago (+0/-0)

lol

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:17:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:28:51 ago (+1/-0)

Japanesey?

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:58:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:01:44 ago (+2/-0)

Why do I think this sentence either needs a comma or changed to 'intricately': An excess of intricate[,] nested clauses

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

I just want to know what my grade is.

[ + ] Illsithereandlaugh

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:39:06 ago (+2/-0)

English is not my first language. I only had to check one word.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

Indubitably circumlocutory.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:42:13 ago (+1/-0)

You talk some pretty big wordsmith, but can yer draw all that in a single sketch ?? ....

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 07:17:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's a copy-pasta dish I like to serve near the holidays.

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[ - ] taoV 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:17:02 ago (+3/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/svrt3r.mp4

[ + ] gimpyoldman

[ - ] gimpyoldman 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:42:17 ago (+6/-0)

Last year both my granddaughters graduated from a 4 year state college. It's sad how uninformed they are about how the country and world works. But they know all the latest apps on their smart phones, and what celebrities are up to on instagram.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:38:23 ago (+8/-0)

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[ + ] PygmyGoat

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 05:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t do crossword puzzles anymore because they all have names of people from TV shows in them, and I don’t watch TV. I’m guessing your granddaughters would probably have them finished in a few minutes.

[ + ] GlowNiggerDick

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:19:26 ago (+4/-0)

Jews did 9/11 Hitler did nothing wrong. Would you like to know more?

[ + ] 9000timesempty

[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:58:45 ago (+4/-0)

They give you a blank stare and pretend to listen but you see the words go in one ear and out the other. Unnerving everytime I see it. People are pathetic.

[ + ] NeoNazirite

[ - ] NeoNazirite 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:27:14 ago (+4/-0)

You can always tell a reader by their vocabulary

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:31:25 ago (+3/-0)

I find people don't understand me because I use alt right internet speech without realizing it, and people are either too embarrassed or too bored to ask what naXalt means or why I hate jogging so much.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:52:26 ago (+5/-0)

Don't use jargon. Good communicators can get their point across without relying on specialized terminology and acronyms.

[ + ] solomonpapermaster

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 19:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

God I hate acronyms, dumb abbreviation and stuff like that (except the very obvious widely used ones). The number of times I read notes from colleagues and ask myself "the fuck did I just read?" is ridiculous. Worse part is that they are often just saving themselves from typing a few letters... It's like a secret language and it's stupid.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:47:48 ago (+4/-0)

What is naXalt?

[ - ] Hadza 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 13:44:11 ago (+3/-0)

Not all X are like that. Started with women, now used for juden, nogs, etc. "Oy vey, sure, it's 99.9% of them doing disgusting shit, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THAT!!1"

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

Just like my old man... not all the jews, the ZIONISTS are the real problem!

Just because there may be exceptions to the rule doesn't mean you should disregard the rule. Never relax.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:04:58 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta love that shit.

Because one instance, therefore not all.

Or

Because one instance, therefore all.

Depending of course.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:34:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:55:16 ago (+2/-0)

Bear in mind that the majority have such short attention spans that they are getting bored before you finish your first sentence. Only 3-5 second long talking points are fully processed. You could spoonfeed them, but you need to keep your statements short and simple so that you can walk them from one to the next without them spacing out.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:53:43 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 29, 2021 02:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

You mean like this comment?

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:41:26 ago (+2/-0)

I'm pretty sure a slap across the face or a punch in the mouth would remove that horrible blank look they give and make the words go into their damned heads

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ForgottenMemes 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:29:28 ago (+2/-0)

I've never encountered this. Are you talking to literal retards?

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[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:37:27 ago (+2/-0)

I was gonna go w the scene where the narrator explains, but yeah.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:40:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 10:53:16 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone try reading that dumb nigger terrorists social media posts? It gave me a headache.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

Once I got recognized as a drummer in the grocery store.

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[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 19:24:07 ago (+0/-0)

It was a girl too. Not fat either. White. Can't remember anything else for some reason. While ago. "Hey, aren't you that drummer?" She says.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 22:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] 1Icemonkey

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:32:37 ago (+2/-0)

You wouldn’t like me, I’m a son-of-a-bitch, just ask my mom.

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[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:31:20 ago (+1/-0)

Try using simpler phrasing and words. You're dealing with people who were only taught "white people bad" and "jews good".

[ - ] enormousatom 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus butt fucking Christ. You can explain it to them, but you can't understand it for them. They have to be intelligent enough to understand what is happening. Everything has been made excessively complex for that very reason. That most people are too fucking dumb to actually grasp the mechanisms of society. If they don't understand this basic principle and then you just say, "hey, you dumb fuck? How'd you like some free money?" You can see where this goes.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:46:31 ago (+1/-0)

The cheerleader doesn't need to be smart to know that everyone wants to fuck her.

Why is that so hard to understand with governments?

What words were you using?

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 24, 2021 19:00:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 05:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

Remove the language, make communication impossible. It must be another (((trick))).

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 05:22:57 ago (+0/-0)

/r/iamverysmart

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 25, 2021 02:57:25 ago (+1/-1)

I thought this would be about swinging!

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