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Trolling the US Army Rangers Website

submitted by NotSure to funny 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 16:16:52 ago (+71/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 10:00:12 ago (+1/-0)

Recruit, don't troll.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 07:12:07 ago (+1/-0)

Of course its Jose that can't resist the urge to make bullshit threats instead of just press the spam button he's supposed to press when he's confronted.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 06:54:25 ago (+1/-0)

Just gold

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 06:12:28 ago (+2/-0)

They did have a black dude lined up to play daddy but he fucked off with the camera and lets face it this image is far more realistic than having a black kid and a black dad still there to pose with them.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 04:41:05 ago (+1/-0)

"You should be aware that this chat log is being monitored and will be investigated by the US Army criminal investigation division."

If that's real, that comment needs investigated and punished for illegally trying to control people who are not members of the military and do not answer to tax riding bureaucrats. Who the fuck do they think they are? That shit needs to stop, and it won't stop until they're publicly punished.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 04:07:52 ago (+1/-0)

That's the most accurate recruitment photo I have ever seen the military post. You get to go deploy to the sandbox to fight for Israel, while Tyrone and Jody enjoy your soon to be ex-wife/girlfriend/stripper.

Rangers keeping it real.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

Well the part that is missing is the coal burner is using her husband to put her through nursing school and will leave both him and the nog for a doctor who is making 7 figures.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 4 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 22:14:07 ago (+4/-0)

That was better than expected.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 21:43:08 ago (+3/-0)

Honestly they deserve it.

How do you know if someone is a vet? The first words out of their mouth is "imma vet, gibsme that for a discount. I fawt fer yer fureedum!"

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 20:18:01 ago (+4/-0)

USArmy Rump Rangers.
Fuck the Military.
Why?
Because it will be used against you.
Do not doubt me.
Ever.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 5 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 18:54:23 ago (+5/-0)

Those candybrains DESERVE it posting racial BULLSHIT like that. What blacks can't raise their OWN trash? NEED white parents? At least they didn't use interracial (BANNNED in the Bible) to sell their stupid shit.

THis is like the parapalegic high school quarterback. Touching. So STUPID.

Do they expect LIBERALS to sign up? I would think their TARGET audience would be TRADITIONAL soldiers who are MEN and NORMAL in EVERY way. NATURALLY.

[ - ] toobaditworks 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 19:47:36 ago (+3/-0)

Communists/jews/nwo are taking over everything. They want the army weak so the USA can be easily defeated and their own people (faggots/trannies/mentally ill retards/zombies) obey them when told to attack Americans.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 15 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 16:37:15 ago (+15/-0)

mulatto hawk ops

My sides

[ - ] NotSure [op] 7 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 16:40:43 ago (+7/-0)

Careful these comments are being monitored, let us know if you see a black helicopter.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:04:06 ago (+4/-0)

OFUCK! What does it mean if I see pink / rainbowy colored helicopters?

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:22:08 ago (+3/-0)

Oh them,they're Ok,they're from Candyland.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 19:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

It means you were just inducted into MK Ultra.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 20:42:50 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 20:20:27 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 21, 2021 06:13:14 ago (+2/-0)

hangon... i remember an old joke about this.

something about a black pube on a blonde womans bald beaver.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 16:35:40 ago (+4/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 4 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 20:21:12 ago (+4/-0)

Shit man, every military fuckstick I’ve ever known, as soon as they get assignment, they buy a brand new car or truck, shit you and I can’t afford. Now they are bitching about can’t make their bills and shit. Well soldier for Israel nigger motherfucker, why don’t you give up that set of 28’s on your Escalade and pay for your own shit, nigger.
Fuck the military.