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Manufactured Metal Object on Planet Mars, Resembles Vintage Elevator Pointer

submitted by MartinTimothy to whatever 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 03:54:30 ago (+2/-0)     (web.archive.org)

https://web.archive.org/web/20200215202624/http://dockersunion.net/vb/forum/mars/97-manufactured-metal-object-on-planet-mars-resembles-vintage-elevator-pointer



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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 05:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone notice how these things never really make any sense though?

It's like, OK, there's an elevator pointer... now why is there an elevator pointer? Some intern just happened to drop their elevator pointer there?

[ - ] toobaditworks 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:57:12 ago (+0/-0)*

Easy to explain. It's one of these:

1. It's not an elevator pointer. You can take pictures of all sorts of things and see other things that aren't there in the pictures. Especially things like mounds of dirt and rocks; like these photos.

2. It's not mars.

3. It's not mars AND it is an elevator pointer put there by nasa to troll people.

4. It is mars AND it is an elevator pointer put there by nasa to troll people.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:31:49 ago (+0/-0)

Jut think of all the nasa money and where it went if the whole thing was a troll

[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 05:46:59 ago (+0/-1)*

Get onto this one..

https://i.postimg.cc/JzjwDJk9/Roofing-Iron-C1035.png

Curiosity Mars Rover Image Sol 1035, Returned July 5, 2015 - Has cliplock iron roofing protruding from a Martian hillside from under about a meter of mudstone, itself covered by meters of volcanic ash.

The NASA image is presented upside down and tilted.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 05:52:39 ago (+2/-0)

It's aliens dude. An alien traveled to an Earth Home Depot, bought roof sheet, and buried it there just in case a rover passed by some day!
Or possibly Sasquatch.

[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:02:36 ago (+0/-0)*

I formed a similar conclusion, that the only way Cliplock roofing iron which was first produced in Australia in the 1960's could turn up in billions of yrs old lake sediments on Mars, is if it were purchased by space faring aliens thru normal Earthly channels then transported there thru time and space.

I believe it proves time travel.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:18:12 ago (+0/-0)

In "The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy" there are no factories because somewhere in the vast universe there is a planet with a plant that will grow what you need naturally.

You just discovered that Mars is the planet where elevator pointer plants live.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

Remember folks. Space is fake and gay, all the images are really from our own flat earth.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:24:51 ago (+1/-0)

I knew Mars was really a planet full of bellhops. I fucking hate bellhops.