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At a Jewish deli

submitted by Yargiyankooli to whatever 3.6 yearsNov 20, 2021 00:44:40 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

It was a family function, I wouldn't have gone otherwise.

There are gigantic cakes in display refrigerators. The cakes are maybe 1.5ft^2. My wife is looking at them and says loudly, "They must have huge ovens to bake these cakes, I bet you can fit a human inside of them!"

we proceeded to crack up.


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 20, 2021 01:13:54 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, three deep. It only takes 45 minutes, so they said.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 20, 2021 03:11:39 ago (+1/-0)

The previous cake kept the oven warm enough for the next, which would help save coal.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:21:31 ago (+0/-0)

Except every woman knows cakes are made in pans, and then layered to increase height. I know this because I made coffee where cakes were made.

You're making shit up

[ - ] Speakfreely 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 20, 2021 12:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you decided to fast that day

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