It blows my mind that the president of any country, let alone the US, would think it's a good idea to broadcast to every person in the world that he's about to get a tube shoved up his ass. - Upgoat

It blows my mind that the president of any country, let alone the US, would think it's a good idea to broadcast to every person in the world that he's about to get a tube shoved up his ass.
submitted by breh to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:11:14 ago (+52/-0) (TellUpgoat)

I mean, what the actual fuck? Is he trying to "make a statement" about "toxic masculinity" by completely emasculating himself in the eyes of the entire world? For the next ~~week~~ ~~month~~ I don't even know how long, every time someone thinks of him in particular or the US in general, they are going to picture his nasty old wrinkly ass getting violated with 20 feet of cable. Would Putin, Bolsonaro, etc. even publicly admit to a colonoscopy if questioned by a journo, or just state that that personal of a health issue is wildly inappropriate for a world leader to discuss? Let alone deliberately make it the front-fucking-page headline of every paper and site in the goddamn world.

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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 09:58:45 ago (+1/-0)

What’s so abnormal about it. Trudeau and Macron broadcast that very message all the time….
Hell, even Barry would roundabout brag about it when referring to big mike…

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 03:52:22 ago (+0/-0)

You can't make this shit up.

[ - ] Neral 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 22:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

He's just fighting the stigma...of being a total faggot.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 22:49:17 ago (+1/-0)

Dementia

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 22:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

Be glad they didn't televise it live.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 21:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

Couldn't the guy who has his arm up Joe's puppet ass just check for cancer while he's up there?

[ - ] Hadza 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 18:37:18 ago (+3/-0)

Do you think he had ANY say in whether this goes public or not?

Biden's been a butt monkey since the beginning. He now only exists to remind you that they're capable of putting a senile retard with 0 agency as high as the president of US itself. I'd feel bad for the old guy had he not been in the cabal for 50+ years.

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[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 03:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

It would be hilarious if it wasnt so fucked.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 17:09:52 ago (+5/-0)

People announce every private thing these days on social media. Stuff that 30 years you'd keep to yourself.

It's to make senile Joe "relatable", when it's another thing that makes America a laughing stock (not that my own country isn't a laughing stock.)

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[ - ] rage 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 17:37:49 ago (+2/-0)

It blows my mind that retards still believe anything the fake president's handlers put out as real.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 16:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

Did he have to drink the gallon of "sea water" first (day before)? to CLEAN his colon? Or is HE exempt because his poop doesn't stink?

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 15:22:58 ago (+3/-0)

A) Media: Wow, 1st female president even if just temporary. Harris smashing the glass, would make a great future President.
B) Psyop: Sad to announce Biden death due to anesthesia complications. Nothing to see here, move along.

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 15:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

It's been two years already?

Like rules matter anymore.

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[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 19:03:19 ago (+2/-0)

Rules never mattered. Might is right all else is error. Until we collectively remember that we will keep losing.

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 20, 2021 00:48:24 ago (+0/-0)

Rules only matter amongst those so ruled. Else, we accept rules to govern ourselves in that only we can govern ourselves. Others, and ((their)) rules will only serve to destroy us.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 15:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

"But she says that Mr Trump, who took an unexplained 2019 trip to Walter Reed medical centre, did not want to do the same with his own vice president, and also refused to take the opportunity to promote good health and cancer screenings."
- https://news.yahoo.com/trump-refused-anaesthesia-colonoscopy-avoid-182824330.html

So, it is an opportunity to promote life saving cancer screenings, that many are too embarrassed about, and, also to make children think about his butthole.

[ - ] Wolfspider 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:58:10 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure they are actually examining his head.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:38:42 ago (+0/-0)*

Yes, he wants people to think of something being put up his anus. He also wants you to see him sniffing and groping children.

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It blows my mind that the president of any country, let alone the US, would think it's a good idea to broadcast to every person in the world that he's about to get a tube shoved up his ass. submitted by breh to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:11:14 ago (+52/-0) (TellUpgoat)

It blows my mind that the president of any country, let alone the US, would think it's a good idea to broadcast to every person in the world that he's about to get a tube shoved up his ass.
submitted by breh to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:11:14 ago (+52/-0) (TellUpgoat)