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Sudden Death

submitted by MadJack to Controlavirus 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:23:23 ago (+60/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 18 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:47:32 ago (+18/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 07:13:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

No free sevice, they should pay for the ride.

[ - ] deleted 15 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:47:21 ago (+15/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:33:12 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 12 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:02:48 ago (+12/-0)*

As he fell to the ground, the world closing up and turning black around him, he thought, "At least, I'm vaccinated."

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 11 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:49:48 ago (+11/-0)

"It would have been worse, if I wasn't."

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 22:49:07 ago (+3/-0)

'It's lucky I'm dying,vaxxed,Praise,the Lord'!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 05:08:01 ago (+2/-0)

"This shows it's working."

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:51:49 ago (+10/-0)

It doesn't sound like this NPC had thoughts, per se.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 6 points 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 00:35:26 ago (+6/-0)

"I'm hoping THEY FEEL 1/10 the PAIN they've cause everyone else."

Liberals and their lies. "Pain THEY've CAUSED". How? Making YOU worry and ACCUSE us of things YOU'VE imagined? I think the results speak for themselves.

[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:09:21 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:44:52 ago (+3/-0)

asking the important questions

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 22:02:00 ago (+5/-0)

"A medical episode." So obfuscated.

[ - ] oldblo 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:15:45 ago (+5/-0)

Spontaneous combustion im sure.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 01:30:39 ago (+4/-0)

That would definitely be a medical episode. I prefer to imagine his sphincter exploded and he suffered massive blood lose. If they're going to be vague about it the truth is what I think it is.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:00:12 ago (+5/-0)

People will forget all about the term "sudden death" in sports as it will be an all too familiar reminder of the tradgedy of the events of the next year.

And Mr. Richard Rowe, I don't give a fuck about you.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:05:07 ago (+4/-0)

Darwin award winner takes vaccine to inoculate themselves against a bioweapon, despite knowing that the people who made the vaccine were also the exact same people who had created and (intentionally) released the bioweapon it was supposedly protecting him from to begin with.

That's knowing someone who poisoned you, then accepting what they claimed was an antidote to that poison from them without any skepticism.

Next level stupid, and apparently proud of it too.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 03:57:19 ago (+2/-0)

Hid platform of course was to take down the corporate man; the very people they're obedient to and and buying from and making rich.


And grandma who only knows she's for the people and hates trump will stutter and almost become human when you tell her who the one percent is. Not even saying jews. Just the names of all her favourite brands, and where stock portfolio is invested.

[ - ] LawFag 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 10:43:22 ago (+2/-0)

It started with fake news about people dropping dead on their feet in China. Now, it's actually happening and no one seems to notice.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

He seems kinda hostile

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

Studies show the shot is a leading cause of coincidences.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 21:35:40 ago (+2/-0)

He even looks like that jew faggot Saint Kyle killed

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 21:28:42 ago (+2/-0)

I thought those deaths were all Trump's fault. Now it's the fault of the unvaxxed? Leftoids can only think in the most basic of thoughts...and apparently can't express them very convincingly, either.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 07:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

Leftoids only think what they are told to think.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

The irony of him winning the Darwin awards!

Well at least we can honour his memory by not giving a single fuck.

[ - ] toobaditworks 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:22:13 ago (+2/-0)

In that case I'm giving a single fuck.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 04:01:54 ago (+1/-0)

Cya wouldn't wannabe ya

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 02:31:12 ago (+1/-0)

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS, I NEEDED A FEEL GOOD STORY.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 22:56:29 ago (+1/-0)

Is that the mark of they beast on his forehead?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 21:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 21:32:46 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a jew (dat early male pattern balding)
Good riddance

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

Im not using that site. Feel free to archive it though.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

omg he actually says "unexpectedly"... icing on the cake, as it were