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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:17:36 ago (+8/-0)

What possible interpretation can a reasonable individual make of this? Oh, see post title.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:19:01 ago (+5/-0)

I think they're saying "she's riddled with cancer and if anyone saw her right now they'd assume she has days to live. If she somehow pulls through this we might let he on camera once winter's over." but they wanted to cushion the blow.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 00:30:58 ago (+0/-0)

That makes sense.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:01:24 ago (+4/-0)

She has entered the cocoon stage and will emerge in spring with new-found abilities.

https://i.imgur.com/qPMI4GF.gif

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 01:47:28 ago (+2/-0)

In communist speak it normally means dead. They have a paranoid need to control everything like all abusers do.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:00:11 ago (+1/-1)

Either this, moving into a new host body, or pulling a Bruce>Kaitlyn Jenner.

(Please work this time)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:44:19 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:11:42 ago (+3/-0)

"Says experts"

They have Doctorates in Queen Studies from the most prestigious University.

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:12:54 ago (+3/-0)

every three years the lizard people have to shed their human disguise so their lizard skin can renew. She needs a steady diet of human babies during this time.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:45:13 ago (+3/-0)

Whatever you think of the Queen, her death changes things. Not good news.

Charles is a stupid man and the biggest puppet.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 01:50:01 ago (+2/-0)

That bitch was supposed to be the defender of the faith. No one in that line will do anything but destroy it. The next after Chucky cheezy is really no better. He just looks conservative. The entire family is piss water

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 01:51:46 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. Just saying when the Queen goes, things will get a lot worse.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 17:05:10 ago (+1/-0)

But he is universally hated by the UK public!

He will be a lame duck king if he ever takes the crown. I honestly believe he will take a pass and William will be king after she is gone.

He's a wanker too but he isn't as stupid or compromised as Charles.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 20:37:43 ago (+2/-0)

His personal project has been the climate change scam, he's the one pushing it on the UN.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:31:28 ago (+3/-0)

When a snake sheds its skin its called Ecdysis. Reptilians don't MOLT.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

How do you pronounce that?

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:01:47 ago (+3/-0)

@PeckerwoodPerry apparently I'm not allowed to tell you she could be transing into the King. Take that, Charles!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 00:33:09 ago (+2/-0)

I noticed that thread was a graveyard. Strange.

[ - ] Spirocus 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:39:28 ago (+3/-0)

The death phase has been around for a while. Not really that new.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

But the death car is a little newer.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 00:28:37 ago (+1/-0)

Would that be considered rockabilly?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:06:10 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn't think so; it's more Slavic... but in a way I see how maybe technically it could sort of fit a definition of rockabilly for an alien or a robot or something with no appreciation for musical nuances...

Or something.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 16:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

Well I don't fucking know, you were supposed to post some tunes

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 18:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

Everybody else keeps posting there! But yeah, I gotta post more REALLY good old stuff

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:33:11 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:30:31 ago (+2/-0)

Its called Ecdysis.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 19:11:26 ago (+2/-0)

Is she hibernating?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 18:39:15 ago (+2/-0)

Decomposing while still alive, pretty much points to witchcraft. I wonder what she KNOWS of death? Some things WE do not? HER fate for her LIFETIME of evil?

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 00:34:02 ago (+2/-0)

WHY do you RETARDED boomers capitalize RANDOM fucking WORDS like this? It is SINGLEHANDED the worst part OF talking TO you. Do you KNOW HOW hard this was to TYPE? KYS

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 04:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

She's changing host

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 04:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

this woman and her offspring are in the news in the english newspapers three times a day. Talking about exaggerating.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

She's just going through a phase.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

They're building a new more responsive and modern animatronic facsimile? Or they're having a new lizard person take over the job and it needs to practice?

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:59:25 ago (+3/-0)

Is there a term for when a hermit crab moves into a new shell?

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:00:28 ago (+5/-0)

Zoidbergging?


WOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:03:00 ago (+2/-0)

My first LOL of the day

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:16:57 ago (+1/-0)

That's odd

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 15:43:04 ago (+2/-0)

One might almost call it queer.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 07:40:14 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't she die two years ago?

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:03:58 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf???