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I'm sorry, but when you are this incredibly stupid, I got nothin' to say

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:50:00 ago (+63/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] calx 19 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 21:54:32 ago (+19/-0)

I came out of a comma once. And then I was prepositioned into split infinitive.

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 8 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:33:29 ago (+8/-0)

I'll split your infinitive with my dangling participle.

[ - ] calx 9 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:42:11 ago (+9/-0)

Ha! I had a drunk professor for my first English class in college back in Lake Lehman north eastern PA back in 94. I still remember driving my old piece of shit 1985 Mazda 626 up the mountain to get there. Bastard came in half in the bag every morning and schooled the hell out of us sometimes throwing someone out of the room.

He had a giant CRAP stamper that he used judiciously on our papers. Crap crap crap everywhere. I almost came to blows with that man and and he taught me some of the most important lessons I've ever learned in my life. Brevity.

The moral of the story is - don't discount English teachers. They'll potentially crap stamp you into oblivion.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 00:31:55 ago (+2/-0)

"He had a giant CRAP stamper that he used judiciously on our papers. Crap crap crap everywhere."

This is absolutely fantastic.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:45:04 ago (+1/-0)*

Thing is he KNOWS it's ALL crap (booze). He's desperate to find something that is NOT crap.

[ - ] calx 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:49:00 ago (+3/-0)

Buddha is still searching for not crap. I am too. But I am no god darn Buddha. Love ya take care man. :)

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:12:07 ago (+3/-0)

I number of us (all?) eventually realize we're imprisoned here, and we've been raised on practically all lies, and resistance is futile and REBUKED.

[ - ] calx 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

We've been lied to since our birth. Where we go from here is how angry we are for the truth.

[ - ] Nagasaki -1 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 01:57:26 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:43:01 ago (+0/-0)

Kind of miss the Friday night guitar threads. If you meet thebuddha on the road, ask him how his blueberry crop is doing.

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

A drunk English teacher. I wished I could have seen that sight.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 11:46:21 ago (+0/-0)

Ahhhhh, back in the good ol’ days when teachers used stamps on actual papers.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 23:48:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 02:10:09 ago (+1/-0)

Who know,s when, to actually, use a comma, anyway, oh shit, I,m falling into a ,

[ - ] Cunt 7 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 06:38:19 ago (+7/-0)

Is there really such a thing as a "mini" heart attack? If there is, how "mini" is it if you end up in a coma?

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 07:32:05 ago (+3/-0)

I'm surprised they didn't say "itsy bitsy teeny weeny".

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 11:34:08 ago (+2/-0)

It's "mini" because it happened to a little person, a "mini" person. No other answer is valid.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, kind of. I had the medium, but the maximum heart attacks are the ones where you suddenly just fall over dead.

[ - ] baad73e 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 09:53:09 ago (+5/-0)

CNN Headline: PIZZA for BREAKFAST!?!?! It's possible for the vaccinated!

[ - ] yesiknow 7 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:27:39 ago (+7/-0)*

That cult is thorough with the brandwashing.

Sigmund jew Freud's nephew Mark Bernays used the method to convince half the dumb housewives that using drinking glasses would give their kids trench mouth, so they had to buy paper Dixie cups for home use. He hired himself out to governments and corporations for decades.

His nephew is half of the Netflix founders. The other half, I think his name is Hastings something or other _- comes from 4 generations that worked high up in government information departments.

The method is just plain old emotional abuse, but the original Bernays sold it on the idea that the masses have to be controlled by the capable few, the jews, or the chosen ones. Every goy with check signing ability in corporate and government with a huge ego thought they were the capable few.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 23:50:26 ago (+1/-0)

The stupid people are similar to an unprotected computer on the internet that's allowed to become part of a botnet. Their negligence is little different from an intentional attack.

[ - ] kammmmak 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 02:58:00 ago (+6/-0)

But hey don't smoke a joint kid.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 00:43:49 ago (+5/-0)

Look at me!

I gave my child a heart attack!

Look at me!

While I feed him literal poison!

Look at me!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:10:03 ago (+5/-0)

comma

All I needed to see.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 14:23:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, you’ve probably never slipped into a comma, but I’ve bet you’ve slid into a period. It happens.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 00:30:05 ago (+4/-0)

Goodbye Clown World, hello Piss Earth…

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 01:07:28 ago (+4/-0)

Planet Piss

[ - ] Boyakasha 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 07:46:10 ago (+3/-0)

This Toilet Earth

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 12:33:09 ago (+0/-0)

Prison Planet. maybe L Ron was right?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 03:13:06 ago (+3/-0)

I think somebody jumped the gun here...I thought I was looking at a corpse.

[ - ] Boyakasha 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 07:48:54 ago (+2/-0)

So this child apparently smokes marijuana, since it’s been causing all of these recent heart attacks in kids. After all of these years, who knew that it actually caused heart attacks, strokes, bells palsy, and AIDS. Wow!

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 05:59:19 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 04:41:15 ago (+2/-0)

That kid is gonna die.

[ - ] WileyWallaby 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 16:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wow this is so sad on so many levels.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 17, 2021 22:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

Is he amazed at how everything has changed?

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 12:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

Sterile and wont live much past 30. Just how the (((NWO))) antichrist klikes its drones.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 01:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 18, 2021 00:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.