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How to survive a bear attack

submitted by deleted to bears 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 10:02:44 ago (+26/-1)     (bears)

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[ - ] Bottled_Tears 8 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 10:31:24 ago (+8/-0)

If it's white, good night.

[ - ] chrimony 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:00:20 ago (+6/-0)

Answer is incorrect. Carry a shotgun.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:08:26 ago (+4/-0)

Large caliber stubby revolver so when the fucker is on top of you, you can still aim your barrel.

[ - ] Had 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 14:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

This faggot wouldn't get fucked by a bear.

.44 magnum is the answer to all bears at close range.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 13:09:29 ago (+5/-0)

I have a number of black bears that reside on my land with 4 of them exceptionally close to me, they're like big passive dogs and 3 of them are still up, they have their dens but aren't down for the winter yet. I trust my bears, I don't trust a nigger.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 11:44:52 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:30:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Boyakasha 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 11:18:21 ago (+3/-0)

Around blacks, never relax.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 11:22:59 ago (+2/-0)

If it's brown, I flush it down.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:27:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] iSmokeMemes 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:01:46 ago (+1/-0)

"Lie down."

Yeah that's a no from me bruh.

[ - ] Unjaded 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 13:32:19 ago (+1/-0)

That's the phrase because a brown bear can pretty easily outrun you

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:35:19 ago (+0/-0)

"Yeah, i'll take Run like a madman for $600, thanks Alex."

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 12:49:22 ago (+3/-0)

Reminds me of that old Billy Connolly joke. There’s a naturalist and his cameraman filming lions for a documentary when one of the lions appears to spot them and begins roaring and making his way towards the two. The camera slips off his boots and puts on a pair of trainers, still watching the lion. The naturalist snorts and says “you fool, you’ll never outrun a lion in a pair of trainers” to which his cameraman replies “fuck the lion, as long as I outrun you I’ll be fine.”

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 20:14:05 ago (+0/-0)

Lol Yep, as in life it's not so much as being first or best but just not last ....

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 16, 2021 05:18:49 ago (+0/-0)

I kinda wish I lived where I needed to carry for grizzlies. I only have to worry about mountain lions. Talk about a dream fight… I envy that guy who choked one out with his foot.

[ - ] whitemail 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 13:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

How do you survive a nigger attack?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 15, 2021 20:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

2nd Amendment otherwise Boots n Laces, Fists n Faces ....