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Turn the circus off, or at least know that you’re watching one.

submitted by qwop to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 15:16:11 ago (+45/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/gfhko3.mp4



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[ - ] MasterAce 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 16:27:51 ago (+8/-0)*

Is that Jim brewer of goatboy fame?
Looks like him and clearly is a talent.
But it looks like the booze consumption is showing in his eyes.
Too bad , people like this get/understand a lot of things but the liquid jew seems to slip under the radar.
Edit. Jim brewer just has fucked up eyes since he was sober for last 9 years.
Also he was a good dude that didn’t go for the covid scam.

[ - ] dingbat 9 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 16:30:05 ago (+9/-0)

His wife is recovering from Stage IV cancer, I believe. He always looks stoned too, although I don’t think he gets high anymore. His standup of late is HILARIOUS. He won’t perform anywhere that has vaccine requirements.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:40:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 08:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

He never got high according to him

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:54:14 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:41:22 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 18:14:42 ago (+4/-0)

It is Jim Breuer but I think he's sober.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:26:03 ago (+1/-0)

He says that's just how his eyes always look. It's one of the reasons he was picked for Half Baked. He was only actually stoned in 1 scene in that movie.

[ - ] HeyJames -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 19:03:55 ago (+1/-2)

Looks like some powdered jew too

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:27:54 ago (+4/-0)

Jim's twilight zone story about Norm and Chris Kattan is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Idc what any of you goats say, I miss Farley and Norm.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:39:30 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 00:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

What does this faggot thing is the answer?

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

Normiest fucking take ever

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 19:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

Jim on fire as usual. Hasn't even had his morning coffee yet.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:41:34 ago (+1/-0)

Quite animated and demonstrative. Whois this guy? Must be a comedian with his ability to ad lib like that.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 23:10:29 ago (+1/-0)

It's spectre from TRS/the 3rd Rail.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 02:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

He does sort of touch on one of the biggest hidden powers that MSM has. They determine what we talk/argue about. Generally speaking, whatever is in the media, good or bad, is what people will choose as a subject.

For example, everyone is talking about the Rittenhouse trial while ignoring what happened to Epstein, or how about something completely different and talking about how Tolkien was a great historian and wrote his stories using old tales from White's histories?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 23:23:59 ago (+0/-0)

I agree with him but really, who the fuck would want to unite with these people? If you are so stupid as to believe everything the media tells you, a medium that has done nothing but lie for years, how valuable of an ally are you?

Same as all those people so spineless that they don't have the strength to be a man so they cut off their dicks and mutilate themselves desperately hoping for special consideration?

No, most leftists are of no use to anyone in a battle

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 01:57:31 ago (+0/-0)

No, most leftists are of no use to anyone in a battle

They've of use as an enemy...

One that's about 50% likely to kill themselves than anything else.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 23:07:12 ago (+0/-0)

In other news, Jim Brewer found dead of an apparent suicide. The cause of death appears to be two bullets to the back of the head. Such a sad story. Next, Kim Kardashian has anal sex with a donkey!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 22:20:27 ago (+0/-0)

Good to see more and more celebrities starting to name the jew.

Chapelle and brewer... hmmm wonder if they learned about it on half baked

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 22:18:49 ago (+0/-0)

What's he doing in bumfuck Omaha and why does my town keep coming up so much lately?

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

This guy does great voices.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:14:16 ago (+0/-0)

Guys, it's just Jim Brewer but a little older now and without makeup.

[ - ] rhy 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 18:43:26 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 18:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

Is that what he would say if BLM riots came to his neighborhood?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 15:31:17 ago (+1/-2)

I'm offended that "They" think I can be manipulated like a cow who watches a lot of TV.

[ - ] Nagasaki -11 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 15:54:34 ago (+1/-12)

There is no worthy deity except for the All-mighty. Muhammad was his final Prophet.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 18:29:05 ago (+3/-1)

You stick your ass in the air five times a day to worship the Jewish god Yahweh.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

You know the cost for turning away from your maker...

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 22:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

The Jewish god "Yahweh" is not my maker.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 06:45:06 ago (+0/-0)*

The maker of the universe went by names Shangdi (the Chinese disobey Him), Baga (Persian/Aryan in Avests/Bhagavad Gita), Krishna (Hindus now make idolatry of Him), Yahweh (many Jews say Ezra is divine besides Him), Elohim (Christians say He became a man), and Allah.

I only want good for you and for myself. The idea that the fabricator of existence is "jewish" is utter blasphemy and belies even the most cursory of readings into the religions of the past.

Go look for yourself. Go read the Analects and Avesta and Bhagavad Gita and Torah and Gospels and Quran for yourself.

You will see that one of them is unperverted by the hand of man.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 10:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

The maker of the universe went by names

Different people at different times made shit up.

I only want good for you and for myself.

If "god" wanted to make himself known to me, he would. The idea that he'd only do so through "prophets" with different messages to different people, and then cruelly punish people for getting it wrong, is ridiculous.

The idea that the fabricator of existence is "jewish" is utter blasphemy and belies even the most cursory of readings into the religions of the past.

Uh huh. So you don't find it strange that the god the Jews followed just so happened to name them the Chosen Ones, with a Promised Land? It's self-serving, mythological bullshit.

You will see that one of them is unperverted by the hand of man.

They're all man-made bullshit. The Quran came after Jewish bullshit and Christian bullshit. The Jewish bullshit came first, but even they borrowed from other religions. You act like the Quran came down from the sky. It was written by men.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 13:17:40 ago (+0/-0)

If "god" wanted to make himself known to me, he would. The idea that he'd only do so through "prophets" with different messages to different people, and then cruelly punish people for getting it wrong, is ridiculous.

"is ridiculous"

I'm sorry. I understand where you're coming from, but this is not a rational argument. Just because it does not feel right to you does not mean it is false. The jew charging your grandma 30% credit card interest says "it just feels right".

About half of people on Earth disagree with you, even if you have this idea that God should give most people guidance.

The maker of the universe went by names... "Different people at different times made shit up."

You wouldn't be so focused on Judaism as "inventing" this idea of one God if you read even a little more.

You act like the Quran came down from the sky. It was written by men.

Go read it for yourself.

If "god" wanted to make himself known to me, he would.

I fear that this approach will leave you astray. I would ask not wait. Or what? You accept oblivion as a fate? You think this universe spawned in whimsical jest?

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 19:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sorry. I understand where you're coming from, but this is not a rational argument.

You don't say why it isn't. This god has the power to create the universe, and he really wants me to believe the truth about him, but he won't make himself known to everybody unambiguously, but instead chooses to reveal himself through a handful of prophets, that all have different messages? Why?

You also never address the self-serving nature of the Jewish god Yahweh, and how he picks the Jews as a Chosen People with a Promised Land.

Just because it does not feel right to you does not mean it is false.

I gave my reasoned arguments. You have retreated from them, and instead go to emotional strawmen like this:

The jew charging your grandma 30% credit card interest says "it just feels right".

And this argument by popularity:

About half of people on Earth disagree with you, even if you have this idea that God should give most people guidance.

Of course, you don't talk about how even those people can't agree among themselves which of the three major religions is the truth, let alone all the disagreements within each religion. You think "Allah" allows the Sunnis and Shiite to kill each other over this truth, without just stepping in and revealing the truth to end the dispute.

You wouldn't be so focused on Judaism as "inventing" this idea of one God if you read even a little more.

I do so because Christianity is a direct offshoot of Judaism, and Islam a direct offshoot of that. That's why the Christian Bible includes the Old Testament (the Jewish Torah). That's why Islam recognizes the "people of the Book" and refers to the Torah, and why Islam recognizes Jesus as a prophet. That other religions believed in one god is just more evidence for the plethora of religions. I even stated that the Jews borrowed from other religions. Different people making different shit up. Some of it borrowed. But you think Islam is the one "true" mythology.

Go read it for yourself.

I've read large parts of the Koran. And? It was clearly written by men. Not even Islamic scholars claim it was delivered from the heavens, untouched by the hands of men. The only claim of divination is to say it was an angel talking to Mohamed. And again, how weird that the being with the power to create the universe would just use "prophets" to get his message out, which is indistinguishable from people making shit up like they so often do.

I fear that this approach will leave you astray

What you really fear is that you have no answer for it. It shows that you believe in man-made mythology out of a superstitious fear designed to coerce you into believing nonsense without evidence. The stick is that you will burn in hell if you don't believe. The carrot is that you will live in everlasting paradise if you do. It's a chain letter handed down across the centuries.

Or what? You accept oblivion as a fate?

I accept what the evidence points to. As individual experience, there was oblivion before I was born. My experience is tied to my material makeup and the universe I live in. I presume without it, my oblivion will return after I die. Of course, I could be wrong. I'm not omniscient. But that's what the evidence points to.

You think this universe spawned in whimsical jest?

I have no idea why the universe was spawned, or if "why" even makes sense. What I can say is that the vastness of the universe, as revealed by modern telescopes, is orders upon orders upon orders of magnitude greater than what the original mythologists imagined. The idea it was created just for us by a personal god that cares for us, and wants us to worship and believe in him or face everlasting torture, is best explained as man-made mythology in the face of ignorance.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

Not even Islamic scholars claim it was delivered from the heavens, untouched by the hands of men. The only claim of divination is to say it was an angel talking to Mohamed.

Untouched. Many of the verses begin "Say [O Muhammad], ..." because he (s) did not change a letter.

My experience is tied to my material makeup and the universe I live in. I presume without it, my oblivion will return after I die. Of course, I could be wrong. I'm not omniscient. But that's what the evidence points to.

When you apriori write off scripture as incantation or machinations, then surely you will find that there is no rope out of this material world. That this is all there is. "I feel like this is not evidence... [5 minutes later]... Why has God not proven to me His existence outright?"

The jews asked of Moses to see God outright because they did not believe. God smited them with lightening and then resurrected them from where they fell. God has given you the freedom to disbelieve (by giving the human psyche room to rationalize his disbelief). When the sun rises from the West (an open impossibility), turning to God will do nothing for you...

The idea it was created just for us by a personal god that cares for us, and wants us to worship and believe in him or face everlasting torture, is best explained as man-made mythology in the face of ignorance.

Paradise is as large as the heavens. Make it your home God-willing with even an ounce of faith. A long yearning to avoid oblivion, although the inhabitants of hell will call upon God to extinguish them from existence. A subtle hope that somewhere in your treatment of the topic you've made an oversight or mishap.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

What you really fear is that you have no answer for it. It shows that you believe in man-made mythology out of a superstitious fear designed to coerce you into believing nonsense without evidence.

without evidence

An illiterate orphan Arab said the Sahara used to be green (and will return to being such). He knew the name of the magician of Pharoah when Egyptian was an utterly dead language. He said that God made/formed the Earth in 2 periods out of the 6 periods of making the universe. The age of the universe is 13.58 billion years and the age of the earth is 4.54 billion years. If you take the 95 confidence intervals for both values and divide them, the ratio of 3.00 is closely bounded. This is the ratio of 6 periods to 2 periods. Just luck right? Just a cohencidence?

I could go on for days. Islam has no sense of blind faith. Just look at your own hand. Really look at it. Ask God to help you if you're genuine. Even if you deny prophets and scripture, it is not disagreeable that "something" made this existence. Ask Him for some purpose and guidance to knowing what to make of life.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 10:53:54 ago (+0/-0)

An illiterate orphan Arab said the Sahara used to be green (and will return to being such). He knew the name of the magician of Pharoah when Egyptian was an utterly dead language. He said that God made/formed the Earth in 2 periods out of the 6 periods of making the universe. The age of the universe is 13.58 billion years and the age of the earth is 4.54 billion years. If you take the 95 confidence intervals for both values and divide them, the ratio of 3.00 is closely bounded. This is the ratio of 6 periods to 2 periods. Just luck right? Just a cohencidence?

You're going to need citations for all these claims. I've not heard these particular claims as evidence of impossible scientific knowledge in the Koran, but I've see similar such claims and when I've looked into them come away unimpressed. Tapdancing does not impress me. Maybe you'll come back with actual citations that can be researched, but I doubt it. It's the genre of grandiose claims to wow the rubes and quell their doubts.

I could go on for days.

Yes, I'm sure there's a wide array of such "evidence" you can point to, just like I could get for any number of topics that have true beliebers. But notice what you DON'T do: You don't address or answer any of the points I made. Ignore the man behind the curtain! Look at all these dazzling rubies! Smoke, mirrors, fire!

Do these tricks ease your mind? Do they answer your own doubts? Why can't you answer my questions?

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

Uh huh. So you don't find it strange that the god the Jews followed just so happened to name them the Chosen Ones, with a Promised Land?

God says in the Quran to them to kill themselves if they think they're exclusively chosen, and speaks of honoring them in the past (with guidance etc.)

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 06:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

And if you have no interest. No curiosity. Then Allah will be the judge of your soul and mine for what we put forth in this world.

Who is your maker?

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 08:31:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ford hahahahehehehohowhoa

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 09:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

Look at yourself in the mirror. You cannot even answer me. Who made you? Who made this universe?

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 19:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

Based!