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Hot Buttered Rum

submitted by deleted to Booze 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 11:23:13 ago (+16/-0)     (Booze)

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[ - ] beece 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 11:30:43 ago (+0/-0)

My arteries are hardening up just reading that...

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 16:11:12 ago (+0/-0)

Why?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 11:35:47 ago (+5/-0)

Im sure it's tasty but Im not mixing two pounds of sugar into ice cream for a cocktail.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 19:27:59 ago (+0/-0)

Lol right? Just a little extra prep...

What am I going to do with a fucking gallon of batter holy fuck

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 11:40:08 ago (+2/-1)

Garnish? Are you a fag? You seem like a fag.

You'll never get buzzed drinking like that. The POINT. You want people handling BOILING water while drunk? Oh wait, I forgot, you can'g get drunk when it takes 30 mins to refresh your drink.

You need servants for this, don't you? Your forgot to mention the servants. Hot chicks? or playdough faced Jeevs types?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 15:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 15, 2021 03:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

Not to mention how much it makes you look like a nerd.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 12:08:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] ForgottenMemes 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 14:09:57 ago (+4/-0)

I'm going to double the recipe. Then not eat for a month.

[ - ] nc22 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 12:39:02 ago (+2/-0)

Indeed. Love how the jews here are kvetching about a mere tablespoon of flavorful cream + sugar. Kikes hate everything good.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 15:23:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] nc22 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 20:16:38 ago (+0/-0)

people put batteries in the freezer. is that retarded?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 23:25:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] nc22 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

3 rules for making good stuff last, formula:

Temp x Light x Air
over
Time

A teaspoon of clove is potent yet small, but left out exposed to the elements would taste like dust rather quickly. The same is true especially with nutmeg.
I expect those who have had a good hot buttered rum would be happy to know how to make their own without risking Good Rum to something sub par. That cost is high.

And yes, batteries in the freezer is retarded, they belong in the refrigerator's butter drawer.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 17:50:30 ago (+2/-0)

This might be the queerest thing I've ever read.
drink room temperature bourbon like a man.
step 1, build a room. step 2, bring bourbon into the room. step 3, enjoy being a heterosexual man.