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Okay then. Once upon a time, there was this guy. This guy desperately wanted to be an artist but no art school would take him and this made him feel like he had no purpose in life. Until, one day, an epidemic of degeneracy took hold in his country and the people turned to him for help, even electing him to the highest office in the land where he accomplished great things but failed to stop the evil in the end. Afterwards, he was demonized in every possible way by the forces of evil for trying to stop them. And today, his life journey is used as a bogeyman tale to scare children into accepting degeneracy, their own cultural erasure and their own genocide. Sad times indeed

Okay, there once was a boy from nantucket
who wore nuthuggers to a giant bucket.
As the girls and boys giggled,
His twig and berries wiggled.
He couldn't believe all the retorts
Until he realized he shit his shorts.

I gave you a poem, too. It might be a limerick, I don't recall the rules.

Sorry man. You get the gist. I've tried to tell it before, but I think it's his accent & the fact that he's so deadpan that make it funny.