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Jurassic Mart

submitted by Thisismyaccount to videos 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 20:04:51 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/lh9wi6.mp4

New adventure every day


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[ - ] heraclitus 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:06:09 ago (+12/-0)

OK, so a giant lizard with an animal brain does less damage to a convenient store than a negro. Got it.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:08:47 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty much lol.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 21:08:38 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 21:20:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yes they are venomous and I would be backing out very fast also.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 21:36:47 ago (+2/-0)

They are not fatal. A quick look on the net brings up this: This venom is not fatal to humans, but it can cause illness and pain. The real danger in a monitor lizard's venomous bite is for small animals or infants.

If they are like other lizards, the bacteria in their mouth is the real issue.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:02:12 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 18:22:05 ago (+0/-0)

It's not so much the venom that kills you as the monitor lizards waiting for you to slow down enough for them to steal snacks. And by snacks I mean fingers and eyes and such.

They kinda swarm their prey like sharks.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 21:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

Asian Water Monitor (varanus salvator), I think.

The possibility of venom in the genus Varanus is widely debated. Previously, venom was thought to be unique to Serpentes (snakes) and Heloderma (venomous lizards). The aftereffects of a Varanus bite were thought to be due to oral bacteria alone, but recent studies have shown venom glands are likely to be present in the mouths of several, if not all, of the species. The venom may be used as a defensive mechanism to fend off predators, to help digest food, to sustain oral hygiene, and possibly to help in capturing and killing prey.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:04:55 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2021 01:04:57 ago (+1/-0)

The most dangerous is the hall monitor, it can ruin your whole summer.

[ - ] toobaditworks 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:02:11 ago (+1/-0)

A recent study has shown the venom sacks aid in the lizards natural ability to 420 blaze it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:59:12 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 00:55:30 ago (+3/-0)

Shortly after the video it can be heard saying "hey all these items are damaged I want them for a discount!"

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 22:33:25 ago (+2/-0)

If I lived somewhere that stayed warm year round, Id have one of those patrolling the grounds.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 07:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

look out around them, they can spin really fast and use their tail to break your ankles

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 13:10:46 ago (+0/-0)

Shithole country pet store.

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