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Hi, I'm RMGoetbbels! Nice to meet you all.

submitted by RMGoetbbels to introductions 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 16:26:27 ago (+4/-1)     (introductions)

I'm a pretty quiet ze kind of they. Mostly I just sit by my furnace and stay warm by throwing on the occasional yule log on the fire.

When I'm not relaxing by the fire, enjoying the warm glow and billowy smoke I make handy crafts to sell. I'm getting really good at lampshades but my true passion is SOAP. I love making the soap and adding herbs with spices that create a wonderful smell as you bath or shower.

Anyjew, lol, I meant anyhoo, I just thought I'd sign up here because this appeared to be such a neat place on the front page. I'm really looking forward to getting to know you all better. I've already seen 2 or 3 that I can't wait to get into my oven....er uh, sit with me next to the fire and chat.


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[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:47:58 ago (+2/-0)

How interesting! I'm very interested in purchasing some lampshades and soap. Have you ever considered going into the death rollercoaster market?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 04:15:22 ago (+0/-1)

I thought about it in my younger days but found out that a degree at the university's engineering hallocost too much. So I never did end up going. They say it's never too late to start again though!

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 19:39:41 ago (+3/-0)

Grow a foreskin, loser.

[ - ] Khash1488 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 18:37:51 ago (+1/-0)

If you stay away from jew poison & live a life God approves of I promise he will bless you so you may better defeat world jewry. Wear the armor of Jesus Christ and treasure your blood & heritage.

[ - ] Khash1488 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 18:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

Seig Heil! Remember what the evil, disgusting, faggot, degenerate kike jews did to the brave Aryans! And how they are destroying our existence! I hate sin & I hate the devil’s minions. Don’t be a pussy bitch piece of shit. Believe and work towards rising again with your brothers united in National Socialism. Keep a strong mind and body.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 16:33:13 ago (+3/-0)

Funny thing about the soap story, one of only two ingredients in soap is fat/oil. You'd have a really hard time making soap out of emaciated kikes. Not saying it wouldn't be fun to try, just don't plan on washing much with it.