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Tell me, how does this picture make you feel?

submitted by jewsbadnews to pics 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 03:57:09 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/spqzyb.jpg



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[ - ] Master_Foo 15 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:22:03 ago (+15/-0)

I wouldn't be the least bit afraid. There's no way the plane is going anywhere when it's weight is over capacity by that much.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 8 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 06:14:39 ago (+8/-0)

oh it will go somewhere allright, straight into surrounding trees and buildings at well past rotate speed

i remember the time when pilots had cardiac and weight requirements so they dont, you know, die

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:30:29 ago (+3/-0)

The baboon on the right, there's no way that she can react in that tiny cockpit with her fat thighs wedged into that tiny seat and her fat, out of shape arms, in the few seconds you get in an airplane emergency. I won't even mention the 70 IQ. But that airline won't be facing the reverend Al Sharpton will they? Not until La'Kesha kills a few hundred people because Boeing discriminated against Africoon Americoons when they designed the plane.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 13 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 05:08:03 ago (+13/-0)

I feel like there is going to be a bucket of chicken in that cockpit, soon.

[ - ] HughBriss 10 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:53:27 ago (+10/-0)

It's well known within the airline industry that planes pretty much fly themselves. The pilots are there for take-off, landing, and emergencies. Unfortunately, those are the most critical times when they're needed the most, to deal with anomalies that automation can't anticipate. And that's whey they need White men who have the temperament to remain calm and rational in extraordinary circumstances. I doubt affirmative action hires 1 and 2 can do that.

Honestly, this looks like two Ralph Wiggumses saying "I'm an airline pilot!"

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:41:23 ago (+4/-0)

Lol...

But also, most all modern passenger planes can auto-take off and land too...

Only reason there is a pilot on the plane is because passengers won't get on one without.

They have already designed the systems, lots redundancy and remote takeover if needed...those planes would use a lot less fuel, but alas passengers won't fly on it.

They toyed with the idea of putting the cockpit in the middle of the plane also, or at least back far enough, replacing windows (that never get used) with cameras, but this too was a no no

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 13:27:01 ago (+2/-0)

It would be interesting to compare the numbers of airline deaths due to pilot error with those due to system failure.

If the former are higher it would absolutely make sense to replace pilots, or at least severely restrict their access (to the point where they can man the radio and redirect the plane).

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 11 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:09:43 ago (+11/-0)

Like Ill be driving

[ - ] Battlefat 10 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:58:54 ago (+10/-0)

If they crash in the ocean, they’ll drown because they can’t swim. Everyone else will have died because the pilots were black

[ - ] con77 9 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 06:56:02 ago (+9/-0)

affirmative action kills

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:36:25 ago (+6/-0)

That's okay, doesn't every company have a wealthy government who'll bail them out regardless of the bad decisions they make?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 13:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. Or more accurately they'll get a slap on the wrist every time shaquanda faceplants a plane, but they'll get more in diversity money than they lose in fines.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 8 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:40:25 ago (+8/-0)

Southwest is fucked.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 06:23:17 ago (+5/-0)

Insecure. Not in the " oh no, a stronk black magic lady!" sense. In the " this plane is about to fall out of the fucking sky!" sense.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 05:03:52 ago (+5/-0)

unsafe

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 06:13:24 ago (+4/-0)

i feel like thats a funny looking kitchen

[ - ] Wemustremainpure 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 06:04:21 ago (+4/-0)

I’d rather walk.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:02:11 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:13:58 ago (+4/-0)

You don't think Le'Quintravea has a masculine voice? I'd challenge you to tell the difference! 🤣

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:18:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:24:38 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, it's in their contract, church's chicken, spicy baby! 😂

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:12:06 ago (+3/-0)

Like driving.

[ - ] Mopsink 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:41:12 ago (+3/-0)

When did we start allowing spirit flight attendendants in the cockpit?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 14:36:15 ago (+2/-0)

Though they are wearing epaulets, they also have “Flight Ops” lanyards. I’m thinking two nigresses jumped in a cockpit for fun make believe.

[ - ] whiteflourguy 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 02:48:50 ago (+1/-0)

Love your name, I have a Tee shirt of the little girl and that caption

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 06:57:12 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like an awesome t-shirt. I'm always surprised at the people who just think it's some nonsense gay word and attempt to rag on me for it. Then I link the video and ask if I can come to their party.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 03:58:12 ago (+3/-0)

glad I don't fly.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:17:46 ago (+1/-0)

Joke’s on them, I never fly anymore anyway haha

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:10:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:17:28 ago (+1/-0)

You really think those two will leave the seat clean?

[ - ] taoV 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 05:24:06 ago (+1/-0)

Expensive equipment being used incorrectly. The cockpit looks cool though.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 04:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

"I am not putting down at her airport again until she apologises for wearing a dress the same as mine to the annual office party. I don't care if we are low on fuel!".

[ - ] whiteflourguy 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 02:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

How this pic makes me feel? I just think it is fucking pathetic that Niggers think they should get credit for having a respectable job the things white people do and have been doing forever, get no respect pictures in news papers no nothing but when a Nigger does it they want to put them on posters and everything else.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 18:17:46 ago (+0/-0)

Obligatory 'shoop

Also, here's the template, knock yourselves out!

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 16:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

Where dat kfc bucket go don

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 15:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

Like taking the bus

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 14:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 14:09:05 ago (+0/-0)

Even more nervous to fly

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 13:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

The holes aligned.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 13:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

Piloting (These days) is basically monkey see, monkey do. BUS driving 101. Blacks ALWAYS showup on the scene at that point. USED to be a HIGH paying gig, now paid like BUS DRIVERS. Obviously, here, they think they are the prestigious version of old. and INTELLIGENT people DO NOT look at their job in this way. How long before they start WHINING about everything like ALL ungrateful black nobodies do?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 12:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

Which is worse, that they are wahmens or that they are niggers?

[ - ] ItalianMan 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 12:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

Not Safe.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 11:34:26 ago (+0/-0)

soul plane

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 11:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeiiiittttt...

[ - ] neolithic 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

In an emergency the yoke can provide enough force feedback and violent resistence that even men can't get things under control. You'd be effing hosed.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

like driving

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me to change the oil and get new tires for my car.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

glad I'm not flying southwest

[ - ] beanbagWizard 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 10:00:50 ago (+0/-0)

I'm reminded of Patrice O'Neal having a rant about, that for some professions, preferring an old white dude to do the job.

Then he described meeting an african doc;

"Hi I'm Troy Munfongo your surgeon"

What are you operating on, my pinkie? Cuz thats the only thing I'm letting you touch...Nigger

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 09:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

COCK-PIT

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 09:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

I'll never fly again.

[ - ] theBreadSultan 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

Don't care...these planes fly themselves, and any commercial plane made after 1985 has auto-land

[ - ] JoggerLogger 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

i would never put anyone i loved on that flight. I already know that in the heat of the moment when split second decisions and actions are required they panic when presented with a world where they don’t exist. “going down with the plane” was never going to be a noble action. just indecision and panic when presented with a real emergency. bet these boons keep a parachute in their luggage. this shit can’t be real.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Not flying ever again ,

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and faggy....no airline or country is that dumb.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:23:40 ago (+0/-0)

Actually they've decided to go with the minority specifically over the evil wypipo. Always look left after walking on the plane. If you see brown, turn around!

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 07:05:07 ago (+0/-0)

Recycling old pictures, huh?
Noice shellerino.