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Fuck my idea up

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:26:19 ago (+2/-3)     (whatever)

What if rocks are the highest animal specification? I use the word specification because Domain is currently our highest level connection between everything.

Do you think chemistry only exists on our tiny little (comparitively) plant? I propose that rocks are The First Source. They are a higher classification than Domain.

What was the first form after the big bang? What do you live on? What powers the long-term-but-not-infinite explosion in the sky? It's all fucking rocks.

Chemistry is a retards explanation of lightning after he got struck standing in water and carrying a tall metal pole. And we're sending millions of retards back into that water with poles standing up expecting to understand the world.

Will you convince me that there are 3 domains with no parental source? Could 3 different "highest-level forms of life" evolve without a fucking rock to live on?


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zesty -1 points 2.5 years ago

I have a detailed breakdown of my theory. Please see here: https://files.catbox.moe/7pa3fz.png