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Fuck my idea up

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:26:19 ago (+2/-3)     (whatever)

What if rocks are the highest animal specification? I use the word specification because Domain is currently our highest level connection between everything.

Do you think chemistry only exists on our tiny little (comparitively) plant? I propose that rocks are The First Source. They are a higher classification than Domain.

What was the first form after the big bang? What do you live on? What powers the long-term-but-not-infinite explosion in the sky? It's all fucking rocks.

Chemistry is a retards explanation of lightning after he got struck standing in water and carrying a tall metal pole. And we're sending millions of retards back into that water with poles standing up expecting to understand the world.

Will you convince me that there are 3 domains with no parental source? Could 3 different "highest-level forms of life" evolve without a fucking rock to live on?


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zesty 2 points 2.5 years ago

I can't find any failures with your argument. But where do you think life formed? Plasma, gas, liquid, or solid? My initial guess would be at liquid, because we are mostly that. But how could it it grow? How could it mate? Life needs a lower frequency to grow on.

Maybe there is something below solid? (btw, this has been great)