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Anon uncovers the truth behind the Alec Baldwin killing.

submitted by Splooge to 4Chan 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 18:54:51 ago (+10/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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For anyone that doesn't get the reference, it's from the video game series "Hitman". You play as Agent 47, whose handler is named Diana.

At the beginning of each mission, you get a brief like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9x0Ok73vKY

Throughout the mission, if 47 does something particularly impressive (usually that would keep his presence unknown), Diana will compliment him and/or remark on the manner of assassination. Providence is one of the antagonists in the game series.


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[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 17:54:19 ago (+0/-0)

The only thing funny about this script is the presumption that any of these parties invovled are actually competent.

[ - ] quaintarrow303 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 20:23:35 ago (+0/-0)

In hitman blood money theirs an opera house mission. One way to get one of two targets is to replace the prop gun with a real one. Than when the other target comes to check it out, you can drop a chandler on them. silent assassin achieved.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 07:05:11 ago (+0/-1)

The last video game I played was Gauntlet, in an arcade, around 1985. I play with real weapons now.