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Smoking is bad for your health

submitted by UncleDoug to funny 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:09:15 ago (+3/-8)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/153hte.mp4



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[ - ] qwop 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 13, 2021 00:06:06 ago (+1/-0)

Lot of smokers on Voat?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 13, 2021 00:07:06 ago (+1/-0)

lol

It would seem so.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 09:50:03 ago (+3/-0)

I liked the part where he screeched like a bitch when he was being chased.

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 09:46:38 ago (+3/-0)

"And that's when he knew,he fucked up."

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:25:30 ago (+2/-0)

looks like someone loves being belted the fuck out.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

It should say "Being an asshole will get you shot".

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 09:46:03 ago (+3/-0)

Nah,that's in the UK. No guns.

[ - ] mumbleberry 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 11:06:04 ago (+0/-0)

Stabbed.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Only if they have a loicense.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 11:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 13:15:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 17:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

Muh Fockin lost ciggeratte!

fucking British accent is so fucking dysgenic, a completely raped dialect of the once godly English accent

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:33:02 ago (+0/-0)

The woman who said that was French.

You can't even place Britain on a map and don't know what the English sound like.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:37:59 ago (+0/-0)

bullshit
the woman spoke English, Australian or NZ dialect

stop trying to blame the French for ruining the english langauge, that's on YOUR people you disingenuous judeo-anglo faggot

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

The fuck, you seriously have no idea about English accents, do you?

the woman spoke English, Australian or NZ dialect

Hahahaha whoa, she didn't sound ANYTHING like an Aussie, and a Kiwi sounds completely different to almost everyone in the Angloshpere. The reality that you can't even discern the difference between Aussie and Kiwi says all I need to know.

If you sat down a South African, Kiwi, Aussie, English, Irish, Scot all in the same room, everyone would know where the other was from near instant.

Like the time you couldn't pick up an Irish accent in the Aussie sub.

I am 99.99% certain that the woman with the Red Coca-Cola jumper is French (hence the accent speaking English), I used to work with a lot of French women in my 20s during one career change.
Her face, her mannerisms and her accent ffs.

Even in a certain light she looks and sounds vaguely familiar to a woman from Normandy I dated for a bit.

Your seething hatred of everything Anglo consumes you (((guido))).
You really are 10%+ Jew and 20%+ Arab you greasy Calabrian.

Try harder goombah.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:11:55 ago (+0/-0)

She's obviously not French
damn, you're one retarded faggot

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

Obviously? Because she's speaking English?

When I engage with you, I feel my IQ dropping to Southern Italian levels I call eggplantmensch.

You are aware of multilingual and bilingual people, right?

When I travelled through Europe it might surprise you to hear that I spoke another language other than my primary one. In an ostensibly English/Australian accent that is noticeable to native language speakers.
Have you ever travelled abroad?

Your just some shut-in guido that lives in the USA, but has ancestry from Lebanon or Greece or one of those brown lands.

She was French, I guarantee it. I'm not making fun of the French, you were the one remarking on her accent. Desperately clasping at straws again to do absolutely anything to shit on Anglos for the thousandth time.

You don't talk to women much do you? Like ones outside the household.
You are a dumb faggot, maybe one of the biggest on this site and paul_neri still has several accounts active.

[ - ] coldsoak -1 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:22:26 ago (+3/-4)

Amazing how the smoker's can find this post here in order to downvoat.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:26:08 ago (+7/-0)

pretty sure its not just smokers who think a complete fucking cunt is a complete fucking cunt.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:35:44 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously, this dude needs to be restrained and shot up with 10 doses of mRNA gene therapy all at once.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 5, 2021 08:33:35 ago (+3/-0)

How about if I walked into a bar and while you were drinking a beer, grabbed it out of your hands and poured it on the floor because it is bad for you? Would you high-five me and say "good one, mate"?