G'day bro. Why don't you invite your wife on-line sometime. I'd like to meet her. Being Aussies living in the regions we'd probably have a lot to talk about. Anyway...ask her if you wouldn't mind.
Here's how it will go. Who is he? He's a retard. Oh. Like saba (iron fist, diak), yeah, except sober. Oh ok. No. Not interested. Hes just plain retarded instead of super retarded.
We have spent HOURS together ragging on Saba when we was at poal on their voice chat. It was great and terrible. Next time you see him, tell him about these awesome "aussies" you met and how there was a man and his wife and they were so cool. He will flip.
Don't be such a wuss. Ask her. You have nothing to be worried about. My intentions are honourable. I just think she must be a very nice, kind, humane, compassionate person to be shacked up with an arsehole like you!
So...here's how it could go:
"darl (that's how folk in my region SE Aus speak) there's this bloke on a web site I visit that is curious to meet you".
Wtf! What for?
"Dunno he's a bit strange. He reckons he wants to have "country talk" with you - weather, crops, gardening.".
Why can't he talk with you about it then?
"He doesn't like the fact I kill animals. He's a vegan".
Oh...
"and a cyclist"
Well we don't know many of them.Maybe I should check him out?
"Are you for real?"
Let's not have an argument about it. You're always telling me what to do. I can look after myself. Is it Facebook?
"Nah it's TLOL"
That's an interesting name. What type of folk hang out there?
"Oh...um...just mainstream types, You know...like on Reddit".
Ok...well when you're next on, let me talk to the guy.
Are you seriously larping all the retard things at once?
When you look for a mate, you look for someone who is on the same wavelength. If you think I am bad, she is worse, but way way more subtle. She is a lady after all.
I do not believe you are anything you say. Except if you say you are retarded. I think that is a very important distinction. The reiteration of being a retard. It is the most important attribute you can not disprove. Even if you try to wear it as a sign of pride, it is merely a point of automatic truth in the means of being proud of being able to breath.
[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:48:56 ago (+1/-0)
chill, bro, loosen up. Don't take it all so seriously. What's the weather like in Regional Vic? It's been raining a lot here which is why I'm stuck in-doors instead of outdoors. I might go and start cleaning the bathroom (groan) which is what I do on rainy days so the day is not entirely wasted.
I'm not being judgmental 'bout you being a shooter an' all (but of course I wish you weren't) 'cos I was a shooter once. Grew up in a redneck town. Born in the Wimmera.
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:08:31 ago (+5/-0)
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:13:11 ago (+2/-2)
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:34:35 ago (+4/-0)
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[ - ] heygeorge 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:42:54 ago (+3/-0)
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:19:34 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] heygeorge 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 00:38:26 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:55:00 ago (+1/-2)
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[ - ] heygeorge 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 00:37:44 ago (+2/-0)
Please mind your manners, particularly when you don’t know what you speak of. It’s unbecoming.
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 00:49:00 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 22:50:46 ago (+1/-1)*
So...here's how it could go:
"darl (that's how folk in my region SE Aus speak) there's this bloke on a web site I visit that is curious to meet you".
Wtf! What for?
"Dunno he's a bit strange. He reckons he wants to have "country talk" with you - weather, crops, gardening.".
Why can't he talk with you about it then?
"He doesn't like the fact I kill animals. He's a vegan".
Oh...
"and a cyclist"
Well we don't know many of them.Maybe I should check him out?
"Are you for real?"
Let's not have an argument about it. You're always telling me what to do. I can look after myself. Is it Facebook?
"Nah it's TLOL"
That's an interesting name. What type of folk hang out there?
"Oh...um...just mainstream types, You know...like on Reddit".
Ok...well when you're next on, let me talk to the guy.
"Oh FFS".
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:21:05 ago (+2/-0)
Are you seriously larping all the retard things at once?
When you look for a mate, you look for someone who is on the same wavelength. If you think I am bad, she is worse, but way way more subtle. She is a lady after all.
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:42:56 ago (+1/-1)
Yes.
Sad.
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:45:39 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 4, 2021 23:48:56 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 01:37:18 ago (+2/-0)
If you want meaningful conversation you need to at least put on a meaningful persona. A believable one.
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 01:57:21 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 01:34:10 ago (+2/-0)
This is how your posts read.