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Friendship

submitted by GrayDragon to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 13:21:55 ago (+6/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

Some of you faggots really annoy me.

In World of Warcraft, a solid friend of mine decided to do a five-man quest with just the two of us. We were not so high level to make it a joke. He was a healer, I was a shit bear tank. We finally found the dickhead monster to complete our quest (it roamed a lot).

After five minutes of attacking this shit creature, my healer best friend, whom is stellar at not running out of mana, asks me, "Are you sure you are attacking right?"

I was attacking right.

Sometimes, you should shut your fucking whore mouth.


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[ - ] cyclops1771 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 13:23:41 ago (+6/-0)

You should have attacked left.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] -2 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 14:20:12 ago (+0/-2)

FIght me in battle!

https://lichess.org/0iAZHdHP

Love ya man!

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 13:25:32 ago (+3/-0)

Sometimes a 5 man quest is a 5 man quest. You should have used a better weapon.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 14:20:58 ago (+2/-0)

But we did it with two guys. That's why we rock!

E: And that is why it took us forever to complete it. Even though most folks could never do it with two.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 13:35:29 ago (+3/-0)

All right, chums. Let’s do this. LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEENNNKIIIIIIIIIIINS!

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 14:17:31 ago (+1/-0)*

My god. If you are truly the old school Tallest.

He would never make that statement.

I want to believe you are him.

In any case, you will be my second in command.

Lerrrrrooyyyy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 17:54:08 ago (+1/-0)

I've been watching this one's writing style and either he's on xanax or not the original.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 04:54:08 ago (+0/-0)

He's fooled me. Yes, he does seem ... different. I just don't see why the true one would not come in yelling.

And, massively more importantly, I don't know why this one is so damn close without making an egregious error.

You know what I mean.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 03:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

Does this nigga not have mana-potions binded to his quickcast?

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

We did it with nothing. The healer was getting bored (my best friend ever in real life). It hurt when he asked, "Are you correctly attacking?"

sigh

E: And I sperged on him. Massively. He never asked me that question again, haha!

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

A druid and a healer isn't much a squad you know

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:49:58 ago (+0/-0)

In D&D, my druid was so kick ass, it took the other six folks to plot against me ... and I wasn't even against them! Bizarro D&D. They just were convinced I was evil. I was not.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 17:39:35 ago (+2/-0)

everybody who uses this site, just got a little bit gayer, simply because this thread exists.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 17:44:34 ago (+0/-0)

So that's the weird feeling I was getting reading these comments!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:51:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 15:52:19 ago (+0/-0)*

Oh, my friend looked it up. Feral druid and he was a ... shadow healer. Worst combo EVER!

Anytime we won a round, it was glory!

The best was two hunters with massive HP. We both hit him quick and he died without a swing back. Both my friend and I plus the other guy just stared at the dead guy for a few seconds. My friend turned to the other guy and wasted time doing a wave. LOL. We just killed him.

E: The joke was that it was impossible for anyone to do so much damage on a first strike to kill a hunter of all folks. That is why all three of us were just staring at his dead body!

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 14:26:18 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently, I should have attacked left or got a better weapon.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 16:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

I just wander around, looking for bargains I guess. I don't really get that game. Still like to play about once or twice a year I guess (free). Go to the circus and fish, advance my career(s). No hurry. I like the original layout best. Have to pay though, so I subsist in the changed (new) one.