I finally got one!!! - Upgoat

I finally got one!!!
submitted by Sturmgeschutz to whatever 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 17:02:05 ago (+53/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Battlefat 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 17:34:44 ago (+5/-0)

Half full: “pre-dressed”

Half empty: its guts exploded out its asshole

Either way, freezers full

[ - ] TomMacdonald 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 19:22:25 ago (+2/-0)

Once the meat touches any of its bowel contents, it's spoiled. It'll also be tough as fuck considering it was hit by a fucking truck

[ - ] Battlefat 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 19:51:40 ago (+5/-0)

…hit by a fucking truck

Round here, we call that tenderization

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 22:26:20 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 20:37:25 ago (+2/-0)

Sometimes you just have to roll with the hits and find some humor in any situation you make it out of alive.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 21:31:24 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin lol.

[ - ] 061916 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 2, 2021 17:03:40 ago (+0/-0)

I mostly surprised by the rocker panels not being rusted away

[ - ] CPU 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 23:57:12 ago (+0/-0)

He should look into a bull bar next time.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 22:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

What a putz. That meat isn’t any good after taking that hit.