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You Left the Toilette Seat Up

submitted by Thisismyaccount to pics 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 15:35:16 ago (+44/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qnbc4s.jpg

Look familiar guys ?


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 16:08:57 ago (+5/-0)

My wife doesn't do this shit.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 15:46:20 ago (+4/-0)

you walk into her toilet
see all this garbage lying around, thot magazines on the floor
you take your piss
and then take an exit, never look back.

don't even give them a word of goodbye.

[ - ] Rebooted 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 16:45:51 ago (+3/-0)

Another acceptable caption:

"You left your toothbrush out."

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 02:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

"I'm dolling myself up to seduce other men and all you care about is the toilet seat"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 11:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

...

no. you left it down.

wait. who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house. and what is this shit?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 19:58:33 ago (+2/-0)

Thing is, I've never heard a woman complain about that.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 00:48:48 ago (+3/-0)

I’ve heard about it every time she went to use the toilet at night and sat down assuming everything was catered to her, because she was too stupid to check first.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 09:12:00 ago (+2/-0)

I dont understand how, I mean I sat down once while the seat was up, but I was piss fucking drunk at the time and next thing I know I weak up in the bath tub and its morning.

Otherwise I never managed to not see where I sit down, day, night, no matter whos bathroom and if its not in the position I need I just make it as needed.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 09:22:01 ago (+1/-0)

Could be an OCD thing. Come to think of it I've mostly heard jewish comedians complain about it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 11:47:33 ago (+1/-0)

thats not ocd. ocd people dont do clutter.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 20:00:56 ago (+2/-0)

I have

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 20:55:16 ago (+2/-0)

Same. I've only ever heard anecdotes and jokes about it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 09:20:42 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder if it's a regional thing?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 02:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

There is nothing more important to a woman than her looks (natural law and principle)

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 01:52:24 ago (+1/-0)

And so another clueless and helpless bitch falls in, her blubber butt forming an airtight seal, ensnaring her in the porcelain deathtrap from which there is no escape...her gruesome fate sealed, she will suffer a slow death of dehydration and starvation. Can no one invent a foolproof toilet? OH WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?!

[ - ] NationalSocialism 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 21:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

Lmfao

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 21:16:24 ago (+1/-0)

Nope cause my wife isn’t a stupid cunt

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 18:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nope my girl is clean af and the toilet seat is always down

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 02:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -5 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 15:44:41 ago (+0/-5)

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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 18:31:58 ago (+2/-0)

Who asked ya'?