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When She Gives Her Permission

submitted by Thisismyaccount to funny 2.6 yearsOct 29, 2021 21:48:25 ago (+11/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Married men can relate


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[ - ] Hadrian 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 30, 2021 03:24:55 ago (+6/-0)

Pathetic, tbh.

A worthwhile man will do his duty to his family because he wants to. Although his wife may have criticisms at times, and should be free to discuss them, she should never think that he isn't justified for enjoying his life and friends, in the face of the consistent responsibility he willingly takes.

And if she is willing to nag and dictate without justification - he is the man, and he should be too proud to cower before a woman.

I am married, and I cannot relate. I know this is just supposed to be funny, but it is so pathetic. I honor my wife and treat her well, only with love and never with abuse, but she would never disrespect me as to act like she has such an authority over me. I can only relate this to the pathetic manchildren that popular culture is always telling us to be, the homer Simpsons and Peter Griffins.

[ - ] mongre 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 30, 2021 09:15:35 ago (+2/-0)

Came to say this.

[ - ] Nagasaki -2 points 2.6 yearsOct 30, 2021 02:04:17 ago (+1/-3)

This is openly satanic. Drinking is satanic. Its good outweighs its bad. Stop going to bars. Save yourself from hellfire by coming close to God. Have many children, raise them piously, and teach them to be men and women who make war against satan in their hearts and in the community.

This is pathetic, yet for it I have no empathy.

[ - ] mongre 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 30, 2021 09:20:35 ago (+1/-0)

Christianity is openly satanic. It's good outweighs its bad. Stop believing in fairy tales and believing you have some responsibility to shove those fairy tales down other's throats. Save yourself from hellfire by coming close to common sense and logic and using the brain you have been given. Have many children, raise them morally, and teach them to be men and women who make war against stupidity, divisive dogma and mythological fairy tales in their hearts and in the community.

Religion is pathetic, yet for it I have no empathy

[ - ] Nagasaki 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 30, 2021 11:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

I used to be 20 as well. You'll soon realize that this world is not lasting, and you'll view religions with a certain thirst for purpose. All you have to do is have the belief in the universal supremacy of the one true God, and his guidance via prophets (men he inspired directly with wisdom), to one day enter paradise.

Have a listen:

https://quran.com/102

[ - ] mongre 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2021 06:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

Noice...I see what you did there.