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If I can do it, anyone can!

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:21:38 ago (+55/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] Merlynn 24 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 21:59:20 ago (+24/-0)

How to do like he did it.

Step 1: Be jewish.

Step 2: Get a 6 figure job out of the gate thanks to your dad.

Step 3: Pinch your pennies by exploiting your family's assets.

Step 4: Pretend you're "an average joe" and say anyone who can't do what you did must just be stupid and/or lazy.

This is why people hate jews.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 14 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:12:59 ago (+14/-0)

Stop. Just stop. This is not the only reason people hate jews. There are a lot of reasons people hate jews.

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 23:24:04 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't say this was the only reason,but being lying shitbags is one of the bigger ones. Since it effects so much.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 23:43:07 ago (+2/-0)

I was just fucking with you.

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 23:47:19 ago (+3/-0)

No,you nasty.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 12 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:04:23 ago (+12/-0)

Not just people, evenniggers are beginning to hate jews.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:33:06 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 19 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:56:19 ago (+19/-0)

Niggers really think every white person is like this

[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 21:27:11 ago (+9/-0)

niggers
thinking
Pick one.

[ - ] Battlefat 7 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:57:25 ago (+7/-0)

Fuck Niggers

[ - ] Merlynn 6 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 21:56:19 ago (+6/-0)

Nigger really think this is a white person.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 00:22:03 ago (+1/-0)

Who cares what they think?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 01:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

niggers & think,should never be in the same sentence.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 11:27:07 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah?

I think that all niggers should be delete!

[ - ] chrimony 9 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:22:43 ago (+9/-0)

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 09:37:22 ago (+2/-0)

This one.
But news.com.au (and their hard copies) and DailyMail run this exact story on the regular with different people. Usually a woman though.

Boomer relatives just read the headline and maybe that short summary and forward it on. But they never want to gift me money for a house, let me mooch off them or hire me in their (nonexistent) company.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 23:48:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah... smelled that one a mile away. Stinks of /r/latestagecapitalism.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 05:37:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, people with that kind of money sloshing around know how to use debt and tax shit for profit.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 05:30:09 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, people with that kind of money sloshing around know how to use debt and tax shit for profit.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 08:32:32 ago (+3/-0)

Oh stop. The post is bullshit but it is true in a way.

You can stay out of debt, you just have to be responsible, work hard and live within your means.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:11:18 ago (+2/-0)

Honk. Honk.

[ - ] Battlefat 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:41:57 ago (+5/-3)

Tone deaf irony perhaps, but am certain it’s meant more to stoke animus against muh privulehj’d wypipo.

I can’t fault a financially successful person for instilling financial discipline in his or her offspring

[ - ] Centaurus 11 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:49:18 ago (+11/-0)

He got a $250k, to start, job from him old man and then his uncle gifted him $500k to buy a house. Golly gee, he's just a regular joe, like us, who scrimped and saved while living in his grandfathers vacation home, rent free. What a success story!

[ - ] Battlefat 7 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 20:56:53 ago (+7/-0)

The wealthy aren’t to be despised for simply being wealthy — the son need not be a reflection of the father, but if the father is a righteous, good and wealthy man, I’d espouse virtue. Wealth is only vice if one chooses vice

[ - ] Centaurus 7 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 21:37:25 ago (+7/-0)

Where does he get off saying "If I can do it anyone can"?

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:26:03 ago (+3/-0)

found the jew

[ - ] FellowWhite 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 03:15:53 ago (+3/-0)

If your family won't let you live off of them while you build up enough assets to buy your own home then they're failing you at the most critical moment. You'll never get anywhere otherwise as the job you're likely to spend you're first few years working at won't even be enough to afford to rent a room anywhere that isn't a complete shithole while still being close enough to work that you aren't spending a quarter of your gross income just on transit.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:16:02 ago (+2/-0)

The guy could've still spent his money badly and be in debt like most of his peers

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 23:48:26 ago (+2/-0)

It's not tone deaf, it's just fake. Some raging commie wrote this because they imagine success can only come from winning the birth-lottery.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:33:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 09:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

he did however splurge on a lambo, hookers, and trips to vegas

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 07:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

I don't see a woman in that equation.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 05:54:06 ago (+1/-0)

yeah news.com.au clickbaits with shit like this every single day.

havent yet read a single story about a 'if i can do it you can too!' story yet that didnt begin with never having to actually work until daddy threatens to cut you off.

also always interesting is hearing friends who have never worked in their lives and dont have to pay anything talk about how much they have saved for their next overseas holiday. "your parents pay for everything" "no they give me an allowance and i saved that" ".... so your parents are paying for your holiday by giving you money to save while also paying for your life so you dont have to pay for anything" "no but..."

[ - ] canbot 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 04:41:28 ago (+1/-0)

This is retarded Jewish propaganda. Anyone born in America who is poor thier entire life fucked something up. My parents are some of the dumbest immigrants there are. Literally nigger tier. All 4 kids are making 100k+ yearly.

And we aren't even considered successful (because of some over achieving cousins).

The jews want you to feel helpless and doomed so you run to them for help (socialism/communism) And once you eat from thier hand they own you.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 03:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

Having 250k before or after taxes doesnt matter.

Only putting aside 25% and still not being able to go travle.

So I wonder wtf was he blowing his money on I wonder.

Also would be strange if you have 250k to burn and cant pay of your home within 2-3 years (assuming your dad charges you rent.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 16:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

Half-million dollar gift to buy a home...

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 05:28:27 ago (+0/-0)

That dude looks like he has as much personality as a post it note

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2021 22:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

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