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Men vs Women

submitted by Thisismyaccount to gifs 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 10:25:35 ago (+27/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Men vs Women when Shopping


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[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 11:12:30 ago (+6/-0)

STOP FUCKING AROUND AND PICK A STEAK ALREADY

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 11:13:35 ago (+4/-0)

There in lies the difference lol

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 12:57:43 ago (+4/-0)

The hunter/gatherer relationship between men and women shows in shopping habits.

Men, who traditionally take on the role of hunter, would seek out prey. The best prey was usually fast-moving, so there was no time to hesitate, if you see it, snatch it up. Where there's prey, there are competing predators, so you get out ASAP.

So men get in and get out of stores as fast as they can. They usually know what they want ahead of time and how to most quickly find and acquire it.

Women, in the role of gatherers, would forage for herbs, roots, berries, etc. These items wouldn't fight back, so there was no outstanding immediate danger, at least not from the items being foraged.

However, anything women foraged for had the potential to either be unripe, inedible, horrid-tasting, and in the worst cases, poisonous. So they learned to take their time and sift through the enormous selection, looking for minute details in seemingly identical selections to suss out what was brought back to the tribe.

So women shop slowly, perusing entire racks of items and matching accessories, the same way they once did. The same applies even when they shop for their children or spouses.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 16:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

Predators tend to prefer more sluggish prey in general though. It's easier to take down a sick, old or very young animal than a sprightly one.

Also, this theory doesn't work very well for explaining the behaviour of lionesses who are obligate carnivores and don't gather berries.

I think a better explanation is that male lions spend a significant part of their lives and solo hunters. Whereas female lions spend their entire lives hunting in a group. Group hunting requires patience and coordination. Solo hunting rewards decisiveness.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 18:32:43 ago (+3/-0)

He wasn't talking about lions.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 18:35:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 21:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

That really makes me upset. It would be almost fair if the lions start looking at these fucking meatbags as easy prey

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 11:52:23 ago (+1/-0)

There's a documentary out there where the male lion is referred to as the "hyena killer". The lion is showed sleepong and doing fuck all until hyenas fuck with one of his pride. He gets up runs out, and mauls them.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 11:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

I watched that on the discovery channel one night a couple of years ago. I may have to go look for it sometime. Thanks for reminding me about it.

[ - ] Formula350 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 12:19:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ozzie man, indecisive lioness. Search it . It is funny as fuck.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 12:31:13 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks i needed a good laugh.