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[ - ] Lostandfound 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:16:02 ago (+2/-0)

This happens to me when I reboot the router, I know there is no internet ... but inevitably I will attempt to use a service that requires internet in that window of time.

[ - ] TardWhisperer [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:32:51 ago (+2/-0)

Electricity goes out.

Let's just watch TV until it comes back on.

[ - ] Lostandfound 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

Occams Spork - sometimes the dumbest idea is worth doing twice

[ - ] CPU 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

Me:
close browser, done surfing .lol

[frame 2]

Open browser see what's new on .lol

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 20:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe don't use kikebook, Instafag, or nigger? Your brain will thank you.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

I fucking did this, and it made me quit social media.

Had a disgruntled friend of an ex report my to faceberg for using a fake name. Good I thought, Facebook is fake and gay anyway.

But despite knowing my account was locked, I found myself hitting that icon again and again.

I got the account back after 6 months, as at the time it was still being used somewhat for social events, parties etc, and I missed out on a few

(Cunts still let people invite me to shit, just didn't let me know)

Had to submit photo ID, luckily my friend was able to work some magic and doctor the photos I sent him in such a way that the 'photoshop' detection systems would be none the wiser.

Fuck I've been known to do similar with websites and shit like 9gag...

Bored of 9gag on pc, close window. Pick up phone, opens 9gag