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"that's why women can't go out in the world by themselves"

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 15:50:12 ago (+31/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/499vkh.MP4



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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 13:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Ive always thought it was weird that nigger lovers project their perception of niggers onto white men. Shes been attacked by a nigger, never a white guy, but for some reason goes ape on that guy.... What is this mental tick? Is there a psychology term besides projection?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 1, 2022 16:58:47 ago (+0/-0)

Women are retarded. Don't over think it.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 15:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

ok, well i've traced out the retardation and that is all

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 23:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] TOVA 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:57:13 ago (+1/-0)

What's the name of the song?

[ - ] M80TheMan 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

Woman by the band Wolfmother

[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:15:06 ago (+0/-0)

not only a fake and gay repost, but faggy cringe ending. 1/10.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

Hey! I beat you by 4 hours and 45 minutes. Upvote me and reply with how witty and observant I am, the proceed to the next post, niggerfaggot.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:10:23 ago (+1/-0)

This isn't fake and gay; it's actually real. I know the guy in the pickup and the friend who recorded it. Although ti's really, really old (you can probably tell by the quality of the video).

The dumb bitch drove for miles and refused to pull over while these guys were flashing their lights and emergency blinkers at her. When she finally pulled over in a residential neighborhood, she threatened them...until they pointed out that the cunt had a gas hose stuck in her car. Then she ran like the wind.

Total entitled suburbanite bitch. Didn't even thank the guys. Complete fucking whore.

But the video is real. The passenger started recording some time before that because he was flabbergasted over her refusal to pull over, and the fact that she couldn't see this fat-hose flailing around as she drove down the highway. You're only seeing the last part of the video, because the rest is somewhat funny, but mostly boring.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

Prove it. Tell your bud to post another section. Tell him about us at voat.xyz talk.lol. Let him begin his path to the JQ. Really though, I would love to see it.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

It really is boring. They're mostly saying the same things over and over again like "why isn't she pulling over?" and "can't she see the hose?". Literally, it's like 20 minutes of this shit because the guys can't believe that she's driving down the highway, completely ignoring them and the massive hose sticking out of her car. It's funny for a few minutes, but not for 20 minutes. You're seeing the last part, because the last part is the best part.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 16:25:04 ago (+7/-0)

Fake and gay.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 16:26:49 ago (+3/-0)

Just like your face.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:30:51 ago (+1/-0)

It does seem a little staged.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 23:03:46 ago (+1/-0)

Of course a wahman claims it's staged.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 23:05:30 ago (+0/-0)

You cant handle criticism.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 3, 2021 01:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

He can’t get any women either😜

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 20:04:34 ago (+1/-0)

Ya it plays out as scripted.

[ - ] AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Once upon a time, young Aesopsfaggot worked at a gas station. And though anecdotal, my experience with women driving off with the hose still in their car requires both hands to count. As well as other such gems as getting angry when you tell them you can't really check their transmission fluid because they're driving a stick, (happened once) and cautioning them not to drive their diesel volkswagons away after filling them with petroleum.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:14:40 ago (+2/-0)

She seems to be acting and not Oscar worthy to boot. I am sure it happens. When they drove off did they realize immediately that it was attached? Or did they just leave dragging it away? I would think there would be noise and upon exiting the vehicle and walking toward the rear it would be painfully obvious.

I highly suggest you start a series of posts regaling us with stories of the stupid and obtuse. Share your pain with us, brother.

[ - ] AesopsFaggot 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 17:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

Haha! I'm actually pretty dull, not sure there is much to tell, but if I think of something, maybe it will make a good first post.

As to your question, only 2 ended up taking the hose. One drove away, and we never saw the hose and handle again, while the other noticed about 20 feet away. The rest of the time, the end of the nozzle broke off, which was a pretty easy fix. Lube a couple of washers, push a new nozzle in, tighten a set screw and the pump was back to normal.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 01:42:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 16:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

She's a meme now.

[ - ] MarvintheRobot 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 15:55:31 ago (+1/-0)

Ha.