Celebrity Satanist Celine Dion cancels shows due to “severe and persistent muscle spasms” - Upgoat

Celebrity Satanist Celine Dion cancels shows due to “severe and persistent muscle spasms”
submitted by PostWallHelena to funny 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:24:23 ago (+12/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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Total mystery. What could cause this?

“Céline Dion cancels concerts due to ‘severe and persistent muscle spasms” - Guardian
https://archive.md/saZ9O

“Heartbroken” ~ sounds like she’s got the myocarditis too!

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[ - ] v0atmage 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:36:30 ago (+5/-0)*

Best part? Most of her concerts require everyone to be vaccinated.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 22:47:06 ago (+2/-0)

That’s right

[ + ] GeneralDisarray

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 23:26:15 ago (+2/-0)

Well it looks like we will be seeing lots of sporting and Hollywood elites dying and getting maimed as we enter flu (death) season.

If we are now seeing these effects in our own circles then it will be increasingly obvious when the most famous are stricken.

This is what we are seeing now. But it will get much more obvious as the weeks pass.

[ - ] Phoenix_Right 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 08:31:20 ago (+2/-0)

Guess her heart can't go on.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 12:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

Haha good one.

[ - ] veridic 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 23:41:34 ago (+2/-0)

Celine Dion's evil baby ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYeV2lf5t9E

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 23:51:38 ago (+1/-0)

I remembered that! She is a real sicko.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 05:21:55 ago (+0/-0)